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like thread through a needle; by cottongod
Fandoms: [Redacted] - Athan & Jamie Petronis (Podcast)
10 May 2026
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Jacob waited until the seventh day to really call it what it was: he was definitely stuck in a time loop. It looked a lot more fun on television.
A routine inspection going wrong left Jacob stuck very thoroughly in the now, never to touch the future. The requirement to leave is beyond simple.
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A Revelation In And Of Time (Or Vincent Benítez's Very Strange Guide To Time Loops) by cottongod
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris
13 Feb 2026
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The Dean of the College of Cardinals asks him, “Do you accept?”
Vincent breathes, then says, “Non accepto.”
One Cardinal Benítez refuses the Papacy, thinking himself better suited for the heavy work of helping the impoverished. This action, of course, has consequences.
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hello, brother? it's a long tunnel to the grave. by cottongod
Fandoms: [Redacted] - Athan & Jamie Petronis (Podcast)
25 Jan 2026
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Jacob buries his brother.
Missing scenes from the first three episodes.
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everything comes up to the surface in the end; by cottongod
Fandoms: The Technomancy Project (Podcast)
07 Dec 2025
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What Jason does mind is Amnesiac Jason’s apparent taste in men.
It’s one thing to wake up in the back of a van with memories that don’t quite feel like his own; into a life that feels like the aftermath of a car wreck. It’s a whole another to wake up with feelings for the most insufferable person that Jason’s had the misfortune of meeting — and he’s met quite a few over the years.Series
- Part 2 of forever is a feeling.
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She's been kidnapped, almost died. Is sort of being interrogated by dollar store Men In Black. It's the worst day of her life.
But, Maddy finds a familiar face.
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"I'll keep you updated. In the meantime, go back to sleep. When you need to worry, I'll tell you."
"Heh." Ryland ran his hand down his face. "It's terrible you know that it actually makes me feel better. What would I do without you?"
"Explode at a colleague at a conference and get expelled from academia and become a middle school teacher." Eva said, promptly.
"Wow, you've thought about that way too hard." Ryland laughed. "Middle schoolers might not vape in class, though. Maybe I should switch."
"Let's not joke."
or: fourteen conversations where ryland grace doesn’t realize eva stratt is a time traveller
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20 Jun 2026
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Unemployment was not the best thing to ever happen to Connor, but it was high on the list. The best thing to ever happen to Connor was the sight of a Corgi wearing a small cowboy hat leashed to a post in front of the liquor shop. The second best thing to ever happen to him was the emancipation of his people from slavery and the opening of negotiations for equal rights. But unemployment may come in at a solid third.
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08 Dec 2025
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Sakura is twelve when she queues up in front a desk with a bunch of other equally-terrified looking shinobi. The ages range from younger than her to old enough to be her grandpa.
The man sitting at the desk is stony-faced as he doles out assignments. Sakura obediently shuffles forward when it is her turn, and recites her shinobi identification number in a shaky voice when asked.
When the provost marshal looks at her, looks down at his paper, looks back at her, and grimaces, Sakura knows it’s not going to be good.
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How Sakura survives the war, told in bits and pieces.
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02 Nov 2025
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“Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.
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- Part 1 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
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Mom says, I love you. Kris thinks that’s probably true.
Mom says, Asriel will be coming home for break. He will be so happy to see you. Kris wonders if he will even know the difference, if he’ll see what their mother can’t. They’ve always been a weird kid— people have told them that their whole life, but someone should have noticed.
Someone should have noticed, right?
(or, self loathing becomes a complicated thing when you're not entirely sure who you are.)
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- Part 1 of heart/mind/soul