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  1. Public Bookmark 74

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    Unknown number: Hey! It’s Buck
    Like Buckaroo69
    But just Buck
    You don’t have to include the 69

    Eddie: You mean your legal name doesn’t include the number 69?

    Buck: Haha. No. I mean my real name is Evan

    Eddie: Why Buck?

    Buck: It’s my last name. Buckley

    Eddie: Now who has a slim grasp on internet safety, Evan Buckley?

    Buck: Okay, do as I say, not as I do

    Or: Buck doles out the worst - but well-meaning - advice in the world. Eddie, naturally, listens.

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    24 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 97

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    "It was in the couch," Buck complains. He prods at the arm of it, looking aggrieved. "You've gotta teach this guy not to take other people's things."

    "Why is that my responsibility?"

    Buck twists his neck to look up at Eddie from where he's putting the sock back on, expression incredulous. "It's your couch," he justifies, once all ten toes are back in captivity. "You—brought it into this world."

    "Mm-mm," Eddie hums, lips pursed, head shaking. "I want a paternity test. That couch looks nothing like me."

    "You sure? You're both kinda, y'know, square. Wide—hey!" Buck yelps, because Eddie has picked up a throw pillow and is using it as a weapon against the side of Buck's head with one hand. (The other is occupied stiff-arming his beer to keep it from spilling on his... second-born, apparently.) "You didn't let me finish! You're—inviting," Buck laughs, winded, "and—and soft, and comfortable—"

    Or: Buck can't seem to stop losing things in Eddie's couch.

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    23 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    Buck steps closer again. "Christopher received a tattoo. Onto his face. A big one. I believe it is of the Spiderman."

    "A tattoo of—"

    Eddie cuts himself off, thinking back to exactly what Chris had been doing at school today. And then promptly bursts into loud laughter, lurching forward slightly with the intensity of the sound.

    Buck makes a surprised noise, something sharper than a human can, like tinkling glass, and startles back slightly. "Eddie tattoos are dangerous for young humans! I researched! Why are you laughing?"

    "It's not—" Eddie cuts himself off, laughing harder, and stumbles forward to grab Buck's shoulder, over the fabric of his shirt. "It's not a tattoo, Buck. It's face paint."


    Alien!Buck learns about washable paint. Him and Eddie explore watercolors.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “Alright,” Eddie shrugs, laissez-faire. He pulls Buck’s plate to the center of the table; pushes his own forward in kind. Then he begins a drawn-out circus routine of plucking an olive at a time up and out of the bowl and plopping them onto their respective dishes, one by one.

    The delicate, repetitive movement of Eddie’s pinched fingers reminds Buck of picking the petals off of flowers. He loves me. He loves me not. He love—

    An olive hits him square in the forehead.

    “There,” Eddie says, resolute, as the pitted projectile tumbles to the ground at Buck’s feet. “Equal treatment.”

    Or: Buck, Eddie, and the olive theory. Well, in theory.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Eddie simply cannot know that he is currently naked. That would be catastrophic. 

    “Um, I— did you need anything? I’m kind of in the middle of something,” Buck says, which. Okay. That did not sound convincing. He adds, “I can call you back in ten?” 

    “I thought you just woke up?” Eddie says, and, fuck— Buck did basically say that. 

    Carefully, he says, “I did.” 

    “So what were you—?” 

    God, this is mortifying. This might be the worst thing that’s ever happened to Buck, and he’s been caught in, like, four natural disasters. And also struck by lightning. And had a fire engine fall on him. He even dated (he shudders at the thought) Tommy Kinard.  

    “Eddie,” he says. He doesn’t know what else to say. 

    “What? If you need to pee you can just mute yourself.” 

    “Eddie, that’s not—” 

    “Then what?” Eddie laughs. “If you’re still in bed, you can’t ha— oh.”

    Or: Buck answers the phone in the middle of jerking off. For some reason, Eddie asks him not to hang up. 

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    03 Jun 2026