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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    “Good morning, Chris,” Roy says politely, “would you have some time today for an impromptu birth control session?”

    “Tell her what you did!” Ed hollers, but it’s jovial still. Roy feels a silent bit of pride that they know each other well enough by now that Ed’s not even worried about his reaction.

    “You know I have that young mate, don’t you?” Roy asks. “It’s gone… well, as you may have been able to expect.” He listens to the girls’ laughter in the background as Chris talks, but it’s barely more than white noise. He can already hear Chris’ tolerating smile over the receiver.

    Roy and Ed get an abortion after Ed’s most recent heat.
    For FE Spring Fever day 11: Nest.

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    29 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Roy's love-life is in absolute tatters, so heaven sends a cherub with an attitude to sort him out.

    However, even a literal angel of the Lord isn't immune to Roy's charms when he turns them on.

    ~***~

    This is chaos and filth. Enjoy!

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    29 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    A tragedy shakes the McCormick family.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “I’m, uh… sober,” Tweek announces because what the fuck else is he supposed to say to his ex-boyfriend that he ghosted 10 years ago to go do drugs?

    Craig nods slowly. He wants to say congrats, or I’m proud of you, or how have you been sober for this fucking long and not contacted me at all you fucking asshole–

    (In which Tweek emerges from his decade long absence from Craig’s life as a sober desert hippie and Craig is just an emotionally stunted mechanic in South Park. They try to figure it out.)

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    22 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Then…” she whispered, “that body…?”

    “It remains ‘active,’ in a way,” he replied. “Because the parry technique has already been performed. But without the soul inside… there’s no real control. It’s like an empty shell that hasn’t fully shut down yet.”

    Silence fell between them.

    Shelly blinked a couple of times, trying to organize everything she had just heard.

    “So… it’s dead… but at the same time… alive.”

    The twin hesitated for a second.

    “Uh… yeah. I suppose that’s a pretty accurate way to put it.”

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    16 Jun 2026