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    The Butcher and the Lamb by

    Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)

    01 Jul 2026

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    Simon's not a butcher / Grace is not a lamb / They're both just fucked up humans / Doing the best they can.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    soft animal by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

    27 May 2026

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    “Project Explore found human,” Rocky repeats slowly, purposefully in his normal tone.

    There’s a long pause where neither of them speak or move.

    “What?” is clawed from Ryland's throat.

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    28 May 2026

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    Take it slow, take it easy on me by

    Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    25 May 2026

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    While rummaging throught the storage aboard the Hail Mary, Grace finds a couple of Ilyukhina's bags of vodka that he must've missed, well what better use of it now then to share some with Simon, right?

    OR

    Simon might have left out some important details pretaining to his radiation exposure aboard the SM-13

    OR

    They get drunk and they fuck (with a twist) have at it freaks

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    25 May 2026

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    Written in the Stars by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

    03 May 2026

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    Rocky was frantically rambling. Grace tried to translate the chirps and trills. One sound then cut through his confusion.
    Human.
    Rocky had said Human.

    Or: Simon gets found, in more ways than one.
    Chapter 1: Getting together
    Chapter 2: FILTH

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    25 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    APPLE

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    Expelled by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

    26 May 2026

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    One second Ryland sat beside the fire, breathing crying beneath the stars. The next Simon shoved into him hard enough that both of them crashed backward into the sand. Ryland made a startled sound as the blanket twisted beneath them. Sand scattered. The firelight jumped gold across Ryland’s shocked face.
    Simon didn’t know what he was doing.
    He had never done this before.
    Not really. Simon just suddenly could not survive the distance between them anymore.
    So he closed it.
    And kissed him.
    Hard.

    If you are scrolling late at night with your morals in one hand and your phone in the other and you just want to get to the smut, start at Chapter 11.

    Sneak Peek: “The metal thumb of the prosthetic pressed lightly against Ryland’s mouth. Ryland opened for him immediately.”

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    17 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    one of the best bloodymary fics i’ve read. feral simon my beloved