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them homesick blues and radical views by daleked
Fandoms: Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator
28 Jul 2017
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Robert likes living in Maple Bay. He likes, in no particular order: the view, the cemeteries, the endless horizon. He likes Mary, who is a companionable drunk, and he likes Damien well enough (since Mary does). The one thing he doesn't like is that there are hardly any late-night shops that cater to his sweet tooth on his nightly walk back home from Jim and Kim's. A man needs whiskey, and then preferably some good chocolate cake after that.
Mat catches him loitering outside Coffee Spoon, staring hungrily at the pastries behind the window.
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Robert isn't much of a dancer. He isn't much of anything except a mess, really.
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Doesn’t matter that they’re not virgins-- neither of them have been in years, for that matter--and that this isn’t Jack’s first time on the merry-go-round. But rimming was something that never came up. Regular sex was pretty fucking fantastic, and Jack sucked dick so prettily. They were doing all right in that department.
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- Part 4 of Almost Unreal
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Hanzo knows the cowboy has a crush on him. He also knows that the cowboy has a name (Jesse McCree), and is a year younger than he is.
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- Part 3 of Almost Unreal
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“Hey,” Jesse says, pushing the brim of his hat up and grinning brightly.
Nice Ass breezes right by, not even sparing him a glance. “I don’t speak English.”Hanzo and McCree's story, set before Almost Unreal.
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- Part 2 of Almost Unreal
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For this prompt on the kinkmeme asking for single parent/uncle Thorin and helpful neighbour Bilbo. The series follows them through everyday events. This series will eventually consist of four parts.
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The one where Arthur has a webcam, a vibrator, and a thirst for vengeance.
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Draco loses a bet to Pansy and Blaise which leaves him wearing a skirt for a whole week. Harry discovers something about himself.
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29 Jul 2024
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in hopes that you may drown by tkillamockingbird (Theboys) for loveglowsinthedark
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Mar 2022
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The first time Harry sees Malfoy again, he’s in the sweetest little skirt.
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29 Jul 2024
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Draco is 18, flamboyantly un-self aware, living in Andromeda’s cottage with his mother, drinking far too much cooking sherry, keeping a diary… and he can’t for the life of him understand why Harry Potter keeps coming round to visit.
29 November 1998; Current mood: dissatisfied
Reader. Things did not go according to plan.Firstly, I did not find a cock to put in my mouth, despite several promising applicants. Secondly, I’m writing this from Harry Potter’s guest bedroom. Allow me to explain.
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09 Apr 2024
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Draco would like to say that when Potter barged into his office at nine-thirty in the morning, locked the door, and demanded, “Are you in love with me?”, he sneered back and said something quite clever and cutting along the lines of please, Potter, I know we’re not trying to kill each other anymore but I have the good sense and, more importantly, standards not to throw myself at you or maybe at least I see your ego hasn’t gotten any more tolerable since school.
What he said in reality, though, was, “What? I—what?” He tried again. “Have you gone completely mental?”
A botched love potion makes it so that everyone in Harry's vicinity is madly in love with him—everyone except Draco, that is.
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08 Mar 2024