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    Set immediately after the stormy NOLA reunion scene in S2 Episode 8. Louis and Lestat talk, kiss, grieve, bicker, banter, flirt, and make love.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    This is the new missing scene canon to me because it's just that good

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    Louis is not above getting what he wants, when he wants, by any means. And what he wants right now, more than anything else in his finite-yet-infinite existence, is to be fucked until the thought of any man’s cock repulses him.

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    The one where Louis and Armand hate-fuck in the bathroom after the auction scene in 03x01. Title from Troye Sivan's "STUD."

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    05 Jul 2026

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    "I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."

    "This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"

    "Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."

    "Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Masterpiece. Delicious. Fascinating even

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    After a sudden snow storm leaves Hannibal Lecter stranded in the cold with a broken down car, he is forced to seek shelter nearby. The man that answers the door has shrewd, guarded eyes that seem to see too much and a pack of hounds at his heels.

    He is rude.

    He is bitingly perceptive.

    And for once in his life, rather than infuriated by the man's lack of manners, Hannibal finds himself utterly fascinated.

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    In which Hannibal Lecter has a bad day, a snow storm is brewing, and Will Graham receives a rather strange visitor.

    An alternate first meeting.

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    29 May 2026

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    Swallowed this whole thing down in three days and now I hate myself for reading it because it isn't finished 😕😕

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    After his release from the BSHCI and resuming therapy, Will’s plans are interrupted by a letter from his health insurance, informing him that his plans for top surgery are cancelled indefinitely.

    When Doctor Lecter offers to perform the surgery for him, it changes everything.

    After all, what's a little cannibalism between friends?

     

    Season 2, fix-it.

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    19 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The best fic ever