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(1) New Voicemail. Listen?
“Oscahhhhh…” Lando’s imitation of Oscar’s accent lazily called out from the recording.
“Max says. Daniel is the better Australian. I say it’s you. I mean, I love Dan, he’s so fun- so funny, but he’s so old.
No, mate—stop! Bit shite at padel though, he has you there, mate.
And Dan can play the guitar? Can youuu play the guitar, Oscah? Thought not.
Aaaaaand you didn’t answer me when I rang, so I think Dan wins. Sorry, Osc.” DisconnectedOR Lando and Sub!Oscar phone sex. that's it that's the fic
Bookmarked by damselando
17 Dec 2025

