damselando



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    (1) New Voicemail. Listen?

    “Oscahhhhh…” Lando’s imitation of Oscar’s accent lazily called out from the recording. 
    “Max says. Daniel is the better Australian. I say it’s you. I mean, I love Dan, he’s so fun- so funny, but he’s so old.
    No, mate—stop! Bit shite at padel though, he has you there, mate.
    And Dan can play the guitar? Can youuu play the guitar, Oscah? Thought not.
    Aaaaaand you didn’t answer me when I rang, so I think Dan wins. Sorry, Osc.”
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    OR Lando and Sub!Oscar phone sex. that's it that's the fic

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    17 Dec 2025