15 Bookmarks by deadshuffle
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John Egbert is an infant, and Dave Strider, 22-year-old astronaut, holes himself up in a near-light-speed ship to run laps round the galaxy till his best friend catches up. But time dilation can only do so much, and when Dave gets home, nothing is how he imagined....
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16 Jul 2012
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Your wriggling day is in three days, and while you normally celebrate this event with the apathy it deserves, this particular sweep is different. That’s because it will be your eighth sweep, and it happens to coincide with the arrival of the imperial drones. This is a milestone that every troll looks forward to with a heady combination of excitement and terror. For most trolls, when they reach their eighth sweep, they become adults.
Not you.
When you reach your eighth sweep, you will die.
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16 Jul 2012
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In which seven and a half sweeps old Karkat Vantas, member of her Imperial Luminesce's Threshecutioner Corps, takes his moirail's kismesis out on an errand, encounters a variety of problems to do with sea monsters, becomes involved in excruciatingly complicated relationship tangles with his moirail's kismesis' inclade and ends up flipping as many tables as he does quadrants. Contains two ocean-going fight scenes, one lusus, distressing incidences of clown cultism, his lawyer, and absolutely no interactions with the quinity whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of Hemostuck
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- 6/6
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16 Jul 2012
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And everyone starts kindergarten. Probably unbearable amounts of cute and sometimes sad. Be warned.
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- Part 3 of Jerseystuck
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16 Jul 2012
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In an alternate universe where trolls and humans coexist on Earth, sixteen students must contend with such daunting prospects as teen romance, malicious books, frogs, possibly an apocalypse, and the cut-throat world of school sports. Also, everybody is a wizard.
Rated PG for mild peril and fantasy spiders.
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16 Jul 2012
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Twelve years ago, sixteen teenagers were given the chance to change their futures, fortunes, and that of their hometown. Now it's 2021, and Paradox City is the hub for superheroism, supervillainy, super-gritty organized crime, and spandex as far as the eye can see.
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16 Jul 2012
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In an alternate session of SGRUB, something goes wrong, and the timeline is doomed. Nepeta Leijon is given the opportunity to give the universe a second chance. All she has to do is complete one simple task: Ship all the trolls. All of them.
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- 31/31
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16 Jul 2012
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In which Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, and John Egbert decide to rent a house near campus pre-furnished to save themselves the unutterable joy of Ikea allen-wrenches, Dave discovers why you should never attempt to move a universe without assistance, and Karkat is the best housemate: it is hands-down no-questions-asked him.
THIS FIC HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED.
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16 Jul 2012
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General Vantas Gets Hitched, or, The Limits Of Bilateral Diplomacy: A Black Powder Romance by JumpingJackFlash
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Mar 2012
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In which a mutant too famous to cull is dropped like a grenade into the midst of the peace process, a foolish monarch proves himself secretly shrewd, the power of friendship functions as a force multiplier, and it is discovered that in the Great Game of espionage, the dealer does not always win.
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16 Jul 2012
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Newternia's streets are merciless, especially if you happen to be a hard-boiled human Detective on your first case with a crazy Legislacerator.
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16 Jul 2012
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Moirallegiance is the least understood of the conciliatory quadrants, but barely less dangerous than the kismesisstic. Investigation also shows that it is incredibly difficult to get right.
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16 Jul 2012
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Just your cliché high school romance: the quarterback always ends up with the weird red-eyed loner.
Wait, no, that's not how it's supposed to go.
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15 Jul 2012
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Even If Your Hope Has Burned With Time by biichama (biichan), inverts, renachan, roachpatrol
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Apr 2016
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SBURB II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
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- Part 2 of ˃Connect
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- 58,366
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- 8/8
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15 Jul 2012
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Promstuck: A Homestuck Fan Adventure (With Prom) by Cephied_Variable, schellibie, urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Jan 2012
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This is a story about love. This is a story about betrayal. Of heterosexuality, Heee Haw, and growing up.
This is a story about prom.
(IMAGES BROKEN! You can read promstuck in its entirety on promstuck.tumblr.com)
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- 5/8
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15 Jul 2012
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"And then I saw a new Alternia, for the old Alternia had passed away." -- St. Troll John Cusack
How the Empire knelt to a clown, a mutant and a lawyer.
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- 7/?
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15 Jul 2012