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After Dirk is defeated, Rose and Kanaya take responsibility for him. He doesn't trust anyone to keep him from going bad again, but they're capable of keeping him restrained and submissive. In every way.
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05 Mar 2026
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Contains suicide. Dirk knows the path to being ultimate, but he thinks he's chosen a better path than that. The consequence is that he has to keep up the act for Rose. It's easier if there are fewer Dirks out there, probably. The Prince of Heart is in.
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06 Feb 2026
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Candy!Dirk—sent spiraling by the existential catastrophe of his continuity's divergence from canon—is visited by Gamzee, triggering a plunge through the memories of his ultimate self that culminates in his decision to commit suicide.
A fic that explores the ultimate self, touches on the unseen time between Dirk quitting as Jane's presidential campaign advisor and hanging himself from the bell tower, and answers the age-old question: what the fuck was Gamzee doing at Dirk's place when Dave discovered his suicide note? Seriously, what was he doing there? I think about this all the time. Also serves as a prologue to 'I'm Barely a Person Anymore (I'm Just a Collection of Memories That Aren't My Own),' a little Ultimate Dirk-centric series I'm working on.
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05 Feb 2026
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a piece of comms equipment is delivered to a desperate soldier with critical intelligence to deliver to the front line of a war. the machine is breaking, but it does not need to be fixed. it needs to be fucked.
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23 Jan 2026
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In the 271st Sweep of the Condesce's reign, a new planet full of sentient life is discovered, ruled over by intelligent primates.
December 2019 marked the beginning of a new but short era for the human race, as there was pathetically little they could do in resistance.
Eventually, after several sweeps of progressing invasion, it was discovered that the human spoken language of "English" was identical to Alternian, and many aspects of human culture were eerily similar to Alternian. This did not happen often, usually trolls do not get involved enough in an invaded species culture to learn anything about it.
The entirety of human occupation on Earth lasted 18 years. Those not dead were enslaved and forced into servitude as a luxury commodity, scattered into the stars by the Alternian Empire.Approximately 11 Sweeps/23 Years after the initial discovery of Earth, the pieces begin to come together, the trolls who have long sought to overthrow the Condesce's tyranny, and the humans who are roped in to help them.
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22 Jan 2026
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The world of post-consrctiption adulthood is tough for any troll, but even moreso for a blind Neophyte with everything to prove.
Terezi Pyrope has kept up the pretenses of a faithful legislacerator her entire career, and despite her small actions of rebellion has accrued a reputation for efficiency. However, with a new, more interesting case involving the fate of one Rose Lalonde and a dangerously intriguing offer, her small actions may crystallise into something altogether more drastic.
Ensnared in the leftover threads and mysteries of a destroyed Alternian settlement, a powerful rebel faction and the last gasps of the human race, Terezi quickly finds herself amidst a sea of choices to make.
It's a good thing her newfound friend is also in the mood for raising hell, because she's tired of following what other people want for her.
(reading previous parts in the series is not required to understand/enjoy any of this)Series
- Part 4 of Parallel Invasions
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22 Jan 2026
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07 Jan 2026
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he for sure just got rose to print him another copy that one doesnt “officially” exist either obviously were livin in the north korea of weird unsettling smut by itsdave
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Mar 2021
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Dave shows Dirk something he made.
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14 Nov 2025
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Roommatestuck, or Mixed Gender Suitemates Okay by eeveestark
Fandoms: Homestuck, Homestuck Rerelease Speculative Characters
11 Dec 2025
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John Egbert thought checking the “mixed gender suitemates okay” box was just paperwork. Instead, he ends up sharing a dorm suite with three trans girls. With all the teasing and tension John starts to realize that being the token “cis boy” in the room isn’t what he thought it was.
It’s only the first week, and already his whole sense of self is cracking wide open.
(A gender feelings romance fic about roommates, found family, and three trans girls and their pet egg.)
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21 Oct 2025
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A short collection of some of Dirk's musings as a young author slowly going insane from isolation in a high rise apartment over the ocean. (I am a normal fanfiction. Come closer.)
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18 Jul 2024
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it's not easy shifting video game genres. the bear and bird have a diverse and interesting set of skills, but one thing they've never had to do before is build a functioning car. yet that is exactly what they have to do in their new game. christ. imagine how hard that would be with absolutely no prior knowledge or experience in automative mechanics? anyway, good luck to them - i wish them all the best.
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12 Mar 2024
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The Gang Reads Homestuck by scarydeery
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Homestuck
10 Jul 2022
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It's as the title says: an exploration of one of the many scenarios in which the cast of It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia might read Andrew Hussie's famous and seminal story, Homestuck.
Follow the gang as they get typing-quirked up and beatdown to business in argument about a webcomic that could rival Karkat's memos for extraneous bullshit.
I also made an entire custom opening sequence for this. I don't know if it was worth it, but it's here now and the world will never be the same again.
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26 Jun 2022
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Rose Lalonde and Terezi Pyrope continue to explore their dangerous fantasies. A pathetic blunder is made. Improvisation is necessary. Escalation soon follows.
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15 Mar 2022
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Jade Harley isn't alone, and won't be, and never ever has been. Who can be alone when your best friend is literally you and in your head?
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04 Mar 2022
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It's a long journey to a reality that holds all that matters, and Vriska Serket is starting to grow tired of marinating in total narrative irrelevance.
Post-Candy. A story about how a regime falls, how a hostile narrative is survived, and how the existentially unimportant may be the most valuable of all.
Act 2 of the Omelette Route. Can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of Omelette Route
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28 Feb 2022
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While their partners indulge in their dangerous fantasies, Kanaya Maryam helps June Eg8ert experiment with her pain tolerance.
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27 Feb 2022
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polyfeels 1: Blood Dripping Down The Walls by EverlastingRime
Fandoms: Homestuck, godfeels
19 Feb 2022
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Rose Lalonde and Terezi Pyrope are left without their partners for the day, so they decide to exploit their conditional immortality to blow off steam and indulge in their more dangerous fantasies.
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21 Feb 2022
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After a pretty pale first meeting in Hiveswap: Friendsim, the MSPA Reader returns to their friend Tyzias Entyyk's hive.
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- Part 1 of Jurisprudence
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16 Nov 2021
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“I’m probably not going to like you, and you’re definitely not going to like me,” she says, all in an urgent rush, “but circumstances being what they are I do believe we need each other.”
She holds up a piece of paper: your ad, printed out. One room8 needed, ASAP!!!!!!!!
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14 Nov 2021
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