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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    "Oh my god," he whispers. Slowly, he turns around to face the room again. Shoulders hiked up to his ears, biting his lip, eyes shining. It takes about three seconds before he spots Etho. "Oh fuck this."

    Etho bites his tongue to keep himself from laughing.

    "You've got to be fucking kidding me. Ohhh, I hate this. I hate this! Last time I ever let Scar convince me to do anything, that fucking scum." He points a finger aggressively at Etho. "I don't like you at all. I know you're a human in there, just freaking move already, huh?"

    Etho considers the request and cocks his head in a quick little jerk.

    "OH MY GOD. I take it back don't move don't fucking move."

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    In which Etho and Cleo work at the Haunted Mansion as scare actors, and have to accompany a lost and terrified Bdubs through the house after he gets tricked into going in alone.

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    02 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Leaning against the bars of his cell, Keralis finds himself explaining the obvious to his clueless cellmate. After all, it’s not that the Hermits can’t make their special spicy Parmesan themselves- it’s just better when it’s been imported.

    But the server he’s bringing it in from is rotten to the core, and Keralis is in for a few rude awakenings as he realizes the place he’s been frequenting might not be roleplaying after all…

    Or: The Hermitcraft x Breaking Bad crossover literally nobody on planet earth asked for but you’re getting anyway.

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    26 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Freemind and Barmey manage to drag Stark out to the club so that he can be their designated driver, much to Stark's dismay

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    15 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    When you've gotten little to no sleep the night prior and all three of these people can be loud enough on their own, it was definitely not a fun time. Overstimulation hell as he would lovingly call it. If God did exist, he was probably laughing at Vincent right now for his complaints.
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    Mindverse's worst friend trio go to IHOP and Vinceny has a very great time.

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    15 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Roy rearranges his new flat and gets confused at movie night with Moss. The two of them even out the score.

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    15 May 2025