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    Merlin is procrastinating on writing one morning when the doorbell rings. The fact that it’s world-famous actor Arthur Pendragon is just the beginning of the most surreal day of his life.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    If anyone had asked Merlin, they'd know that Arthur had begun ageing months ago. If they'd asked Merlin, they'd know that Arthur found his soulmate months ago. If they'd asked Merlin, they'd know that Arthur's an absolute clotpole who can't see what's right in front of him.
    But no one asks Merlin, do they?

    *Set in a universe where people stop ageing when they're 18 then start again when they meet their soulmate*

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    11 Apr 2026

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    Being a medical student is hard. Puns totally intended.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    Life on an offshore petroleum rig is hard, all long shifts and little relaxation. It's solitary too, especially for Merlin Emrys, the new chief engineer. He's young, naive, eager to challenge the restrictions imposed by corporate cynicism, and has yet to gain the respect of his crew. Everything changes after a controls room tryst with a man whose name he doesn't know. It ought to be a cliché, but it changes everything.

    Written for the tavern_tales comm prompt: 'First Time, Last Time, That One Time'.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Kinkalot 2024 - First Time

    I'm not going to be any good. You have experience. Trysts. If I were to ask you, I'd only disappoint you."

    "Arthur," he said, voice softer now, full of fondness. "You could never disappoint me."

    "I've never even kissed anyone before and here I am wanting to be taken, to feel you inside me."

    "You have only to ask, my lord."

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    26 Dec 2025

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