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“Alright then,” Garcia continued, “truth: what’s a sentence you wish you never said? Like the thing you said that keeps you up at night the most.”
Oh, fuck Penelope Garcia. Fuck her understanding ass who will always listen to your struggles over a glass of wine. Fuck her for listening to Emily’s grievances over Will and JJ’s relationship which she helped set up back in Miami, by the way.
Oh god. That was it wasn’t it. Fuck her stupid sapphic yearning tendencies.
“Fuck, uh…” She took a deep breath, looking over to JJ for a brief second before looking down at her beer, taking another long sip before speaking, “probably when I said ‘you should go for him’ like a decade ago.”
AKA truth or dare leads to Emily confessing her love for JJ
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“Do you need a hand Trinity?”
“No, no I’m fine, shit-hole’s just ancient. It takes a while sometimes.”
“Trinity, I don’t mind helping, and if you need help, I’m willing to offer some.” Fuck, why was she so kind and earnest?! Trinity couldn’t handle it, not the earnestness of every sentence she spoke. The kindness of her voice each time she said anything. The worry on her face whenever she interacted with a patient. And, fuck, why’d she say her name like that everytime too!
Trinity couldn’t help but oblige, drawn to doing whatever Baran asked, especially when her attending was looking at her like that, with careful compassion deep in her eyes. “Fuck it, yeah, I could use a hand.”
“Alright,” Baran had a coy smirk on her face, “do you want a lift?”
“What?!” Trinity was shocked to say the least, nope she wasn’t getting a lift from her hot as fuck boss, nope nope, nope “Yeah, fucking hell, sure why not.”
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AKA Baran offers Trinity a favour, Trinity gets confused on wtf is happening and they fuck a few days later
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“On that note, everyone take 5, do a walk around the bullpen or to the front office and back, I don't care, just clear your heads real quick.” Prentiss announced, slight sighs of admiration could be heard if you really listened.
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"Look at me,” she said, pulling Emily's chin into her forefinger to force eye contact with her, “we're gonna get him, you I mean,” JJ placed a delicate kiss to Emily's lips, “you are a fucking genius in disguise and I'm so proud of you already.” She placed another kiss to the Unit Chief's lips muffling Emily's moan from the praise. She'd always been into it, praise that is, not just in the bedroom–or office in this case–her therapist would say its a coping method from her oppresive and constrictive childhood but Emily would just saying ‘its really fucking nice to be called a good girl.’
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JJ fucks Emily in her office during a break whilst trying to save Reid in 'Green Light.'
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Vi followed her, her own legs moving before her mind followed. Vi didn’t know why she was being pulled towards this woman but she was never going to argue when she was walking towards a beautiful woman, who she most certainly wanted to get to know.
Vi didn’t realise how close she’d gotten to being right behind this woman, when her mind rejoined her position, she was less than two feet away from, quite literally, stepping on her toes. “Oh, shit! Sorry, I.. uhm.. didn’t mean to be.. uh, g-get this close.” Vi continued to stutter as the words left her mouth.
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A cowboy Caitvi AU where lesbians are useless and crush hardddd.
(Title is from a Noah Kahan song btw.)
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Vi and Caitlyn knew each other as kids until Vi ran away and became a pirate, nine years later they reunite when Vi invades the ship Caitlyn is on.
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useless lesbians try lesbian together
(Title is from Northern Attitude by Noah Kahan)
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Finger Sucking by McKaysGoldChain (jackiesnats)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Oct 2025
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kinktober 2025: finger sucking
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- Part 12 of kinktober 2025
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29 Jun 2026
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Isadora’s favourite toy is soft, dumb, and dripping wet for her — all she has to do is point and you’re on your knees with your tongue out.
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28 Jun 2026
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Young and wide-eyed, you begin a temporary job as a teacher’s assistant under high school teacher Agatha Harkness. Opportunities run rampant at Upstate New York’s high school when your coworkers are readily available and eager to help you learn the ways of various forms of teaching. Everyone but Wanda Maximoff. Ms Maximoff, which is what she insists you call her rather than anything else, does not seem to take a huge liking to you. But the way she captivates you is irrevocable.
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28 Jun 2026
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also strap-ons, spit kink, hinted exhibitionism, jealousy, inspection (?) and HAWT
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There were fleeting moments where you could swear her eyes were following you through the house. You dismissed them, rationalizing that it was simply her keeping an eye on her kid as best she could. Anything else would be absurd. Right? After all, Agatha had to be at least twice your age, plus she was your employer. Not to mention the likelihood that a woman as successful as her would even bat an eye at you was almost zero.
A tiny voice in the back of your mind whispered that almost zero still wasn’t zero.
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Babysitter AU that demanded to be written!
Bookmarked by defnot_str8
20 Jun 2026
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chapter 2 is hot asf especially with the vid for wanda
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JJ accidentally calls Emily "mommy" and theyre both very into it !!
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19 Jun 2026