deritine
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Merlin, It's a Lion! by deritine for Devereauxs_Disease
Fandoms: The Lion King (Movies 1994 1998 2004), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 May 2026
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Rose Weasley didn't mean to blow herself up. And technically she didn't... her uncle did. But now she's a lion. And there are other lions. And a baboon hitting her on the head. Maybe she's actually just hallucinating everything? There just seems to be too many flies in her face for that.
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Chocobo Day Vacation by deritine
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
14 Aug 2025
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The Planet has figured out a way to live forever. Cloud is not amused. After so many loops even the Hero gives up and is willing to take any suggestions, then none at all. Cloud is just tired and needs a vacation before he loses his mind. Or, possibly, because he already has. Time to pick up some hobbies and answer some troubling questions such as: where DO bodies go and, since they disappear so quickly, how in the world does anyone ever get anything to eat anyway!?!
Anything to distract himself from the main problem. Who is, as usual, Sephiroth. But not for the usual reasons...
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AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Anything goes, plots abound, and demons don't care about human business until suddenly they do.
Update: 11 June 2017- the remainder of the story (9 last chapters on FFnet) are going to be made into a sequel. They are the ones that need the extensive editing and why I hanged on Chapter 31 for so long. 13 June 2017- some more extensive edits, the timeline was still a little bit odd in this part.
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- Part 1 of Fuzzy Logic
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Harry gets sent back in time and across dimensions because... well, there doesn't really seem to be a reason why. Life is kind of awesome here. But Harry's full of Horcruxes and this world is ripe for the taking- he just has to prevent himself from going insane and becoming the next Dark Lord. Helpfully, he's regressed to a child.
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AU Badass!Emma/Rumpelstilskin early Emma/Gold . Also Red/Belle. Belle got the wrong Beast, Emma saves the world and gets cursed?, and somehow ending up in Fairy Tale Land is more complicated than it should be.
Written mid season 2, so many things are very different.
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walk by faith/tell no one what you've seen by Killbothtwins
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Aug 2021
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After the end of the war with the Empire, Obi-Wan wakes up in his twelve-year old body. Now all he needs to do is convince everyone he's psychic, trick his Master into taking him on before he's sent to Bandomeer, redeem a few bad guys, and try not to have a nervous breakdown. Pretty easy. It's not like the Sith are lurking on the horizon, waiting to devour the Jedi Order.
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- Part 1 of the massive machinery of hope
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- 39,188
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- 9/9
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Bookmarked by deritine
10 Jul 2026
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Harry is quite surprised to meet Severus Snape in a gay BDSM club. In his defence, who wouldn't be? It was... Snape.
He's *more* surprised when the other man isn't as hostile as could be.
By the time they're tentative friends, he's mostly gotten over his surprise - just in time to be extremely shocked by what he learns about the Slytherin.
He helps - of course he does, over and over - but for how long can he keep it up? And why does Snape keep coming to him anyway?
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- 110/110
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Bookmarked by deritine
04 Jul 2026
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To get a divorce, they need to have a son. If they can survive co-habitation, that is.
Shameless use of the Marriage Law trope - you know you love it... ;)
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- 6/6
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03 Jul 2026
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Damage by dontcareajot
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
20 Apr 2016
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Peter Parker finds himself in a sticky situation and who should show up to rescue him but the infamous Deadpool? Now Peter feels indebted to the mercenary... And maybe weirdly charmed by him.
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- 42,300
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- 15/15
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Bookmarked by deritine
29 Jun 2026
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An older and present day Sarah is reunited with Jareth in the here and now.
Bookmarked by deritine
29 Jun 2026