15 Works by desspress
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i need yet another place to put my growing number of quotes becuase i dont have acess to my discord channel, therefore my gmail draft, microsoft sticky note, actual sticky notes, AND the names of bookmarked sites arent cuttin it
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"Tell me about- Tell me-" Nothing comes to mind and he frustratingly slams a palm to the steering wheel. "Just- talk, dammit!" Sykkuno gasps to himself and slaps a hand over his mouth. "Sorry! I'm sorry, Corpse. I didn't mean to yell, or to curse."
'Nah, that was hot,' Corpse's voice drops and he drags out the word, despite slurring his S's.'Fuck, maybe I sch-shoulda tried to kill myself s-sooner if I knew it'd rile you up, Sy.'
His head snaps to his phone, which lays on the dash. "That's not f-! Don't say that!" A silent tear slips down Sykkuno's cheek.
Or; Corpse overdoses but realizes it's a mistake and Sykkuno freaks out, trying to help
song from title: Bleed Magic by IDKHBTFM
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my official, non-profit dream journal
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"Could sleep in Soft Play?" He suggests.
"That place is for babies."
"Then you'll fit perfectly!"
"Shut up, Shane. I hope Springtrap rips your throat out and then we fuck next to your corpse. And you'll watch as a ghost."
"Stop trying to cheat on me, you fucking furry!"
"TimeFreak? The floor's carpeted in there."
"Yeah, and fucking cramped. We'd be pressed together like fuckin' sardines."
Ryan pouts, "You don't wanna cuddle with me?"
"You wanna fuck Springtrap. So, no, Ryan, I do not want to cuddle with a dirty furry cheater."
"Skate floor. Final."
"Sure."
song frm title: HAHA by Lil Darkie
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It's Not Halloween, But The Ghost You Dressed Up As Sure Knows How To Haunt by desspress
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
07 Jan 2024
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hang on
this is an active work in progress and i only posted bcus it was scheduled to delete in a few days
but when i tried to post a chapter explaining that, the 1st chapter tht was written(albeit unfinished) was posted alongsde it
im actlly s pissed ab it but thres nthng i can do s jst knw
im still actvly wrkng on ths
nd will continue 2 do s
whn ths shitbrained summary dsspprs, thts whn ya knw -
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It felt good. It felt great. Hell, if he got off on this shit, he'd have probably jizzed all over himself. The beatdowns he received were freeing, mind-numbing, but delivering the beatdown was a whole new page, in a whole new book, from a whole new publisher. A ten minute period where he has the upper hand, he has total control, he has the last punch and last kick and last spit.
Nothing beats that feeling.
or; im rlly violent nd actlly hurting ppl wld actlly send me in a grippy sock vacation so i made my implsve thghts a fic
song from title is FIGHT CLUB by Haarper
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"You have questions. I can practically hear you thinking, Ted."
"How long ago did you... I don't know the word."
"Transition?" He nods. "Uhm, I came out to my parents in fifth grade but started taking estrogen in eighth grade. It takes alot longer to work than testosterone."
"Well, I think it's working perfectly." He hugs her tighter. And the gender euphoria she gets from his statement is unbelievable.
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"I'm not gonna get mad that you tell me you're struggling. I want to help you but I can't if you pull this shit." He puts a light hand on Schlatt's thigh. "There's nothing wrong with getting help."
"What, so I can take antidepressants for the rest of my life? Like you?" He faces Ted.
Ted, who looks like he's just witnessed Schlatt's suicide. And who looks like he's trying not to cry.
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the english assignment i wrote three years agp and now turn in for every 'write a horror story' assignment by desspress
Fandoms: No Fandom, Original Work
26 Sep 2023
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uh one of ems a lil fag and hes dead but shhh he dont know it
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"I can drive you home so you don't gotta walk in the heat."
"No, no. That's too much."
"I want to, Schlatt." He places a hand on Schlatt's thigh. "I want to,"' He repeats, staring at Schlatt's slightly shocked face.
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Ted made dumb sound effects while moving the fingerboard this way and that, landed it on top of Schlatt's thighs and proceeded to attempt a kickflip, only to miss the board with his fingers and send it tumbling almost off the couch.
"Why on my thighs, bro? That's kinda gay."
"You're kinda gay," Ted retaliated, added, "Besides, I'll Tech Deck where I please, thank you very much." He tried another kickflip, and got a better result.
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aka - winding down after another day of Chuckle Week :]
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"I told 'ou to get me 'nother beer. What the hell, man?" Not so normal. Schlatt never used that tone, never jokingly and not ever directed at Ted.
"Uh, sorry? Geez, what's with the attitude, dude?" He offered a laugh, going to stand.
Hey!" Schlatt called out, "Don' be a bitch abou' it!" He heard his voice nearing the kitchen as he pulled a cold one from the fridge.
"Why're you being so rude? I haven't done anything." Ted rolled his eyes and scoffed. If Schlatt was going to be a jerk, then so was he.
"Oh, I'm the ass? 'Ou can't do 'nything simple, like gettin' a fuckin' beer." His tone was so condescending and slurred and it was pissing Ted off. He passed it off as Schlatt simply being drunk, deciding to take his leave.
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"Have you ever danced before?" He suddenly asked. Schlatt looked at him, trying to determine if he was being satire or not.
"Yeah, at my highschool prom, fuckin' years ago." He gave a confused laugh, one that made Ted chuckle too, not because it was funny, but because he wasn't exactly sure how else to react.
"Okay, okay, fair." Ted rested his head on Schlatt's shoulder. "It's gonna rain soon." He looked to the sky, coverd in thick, dark clouds. He abruptly stood, left his phone face-down on the porch. "Come here,"
Song is 'Dizzy On The Comedown' - Turnover
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Safe to say the last thing Schlatt was expecting was a night of drinking with his history professor and falling in love with his cat
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Just a brain thinkie, from my friend who brought the concept of 'blue hour' into my life