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Carnival AU where Patrick didn't get married and he still works at the carnival. Teresa, a rookie cop, happens to meet him while on an outing with friends. / "I. Am. A. Psychic." He enunciated, leaning closer to her than was necessary. "Are you going to ask me these questions every time I do something amazing? I'll be nice and answer this one. Just once."
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16 Jun 2026
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His right eye cracked open first, groaning at the sunlight pouring through the bare window. The left followed, pulling a figure into focus – a woman standing at his bedside, haloed in gold like the sun itself had chosen her. An incandescent spotlight.
Dark hair spilling loose, long and wavy. Fine-boned features with a hint of elfin, like she belonged half to this world and half to a storybook. A bowed mouth shaped like it had secrets worth keeping, and wide doe eyes men braver than him might gladly fight and die for.
“Mister Jane?”
Awfully formal even for a one night stand.
“Did we… sleep together?”
“What? No!” Her indignation hitched sharp, umbrage written plain enough that even through the fog in his head, he felt the sting.OR the one where Jane needs a bodyguard.
(with loosely borrowed parts from The Bodyguard movie)Bookmarked by earnestbot
09 Jun 2026
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(can’t believe i forgot to bookmark this! only realized it when i was looking for it in my bookmarks cos i want to read it again)
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Teresa Lisbon never expected to take in her former consultant’s teenage daughter. Traumatized, guarded, and haunted by a violent past, Charlotte pushes Lisbon to her limits. With Jane fleeing the country, Lisbon is left to protect Charlotte from the fallout of his choices, while navigating parenthood and the fragile friendship slowly forming between them.
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04 May 2026
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all the gold and the guns in the world (couldn't get you off) by burningblake
Fandoms: The Mentalist
21 Apr 2026
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She snort-giggles. Because it's the only response she can summon. "I'm not kissing you for a case."
"What, no feelings of gratitude left for the knight that saved your life?"---
Jane and Lisbon go undercover as a couple to take down the leader of a drug cartel. Set in early s2, canon up to 2x06. NOW COMPLETE.Bookmarked by earnestbot
21 Apr 2026
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Lisbon steeled herself for what she was about to say. She let her tongue run over her lips, then swallowed, until she finally replied, “I want you to seduce me.”
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06 Apr 2026