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  1. Summary

    Like a fox to its nest, like the eye of an eagle.
    There comes a time where death is prominent, imminent even. A time where war is a passtime, and the only way to solve conflict is with bloodshed.
    And hey, even the gods have their enemies..

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    'So, it turns out I don’t know to change the timer on the central heating in my apartment. I guess you always did it for me. Guess I’m wearing a hat to bed tonight.'

    It’s funny how the space a person leaves behind can sometimes feel just as substantial as the person themselves.

    In the three years since John died, Alex has been fine. Totally fine. Restless-leg-syndrome fine. Twitter-arguments-at-3am fine. But still, he texts John’s old number now and then. There’s a comfort in flinging words into a digital ravine, and no one but him ever sees the messages, so no harm done, right?

    Then John’s number gets reassigned, and suddenly there’s someone listening, and Alex might have to confront the fact that sometimes the digital ravine shouts back.

    (So it's a bit of angst, pretending to be a romcom, with a sprinkling of text-fic elements. Something for everyone)

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    11 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    holy fuck. /pos

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    Alex keeps hold of the paper, trying to consider how to handle this situation. On any other occasion he would just get Madison and make him deal with it, but Madison is away schmoozing potential clients in Dubai for the next two weeks. He could call Gil, but Gil is frankly not their most responsible friend, and there’s decent chance he’ll simply leave Jefferson alone with a bottle of brandy and tell him to sleep it off. And it’s not like Alex has any interest in being involved enough in Jefferson’s social circle to know any of his other friends.

    No. For some godforsaken reason, the cosmos has conspired to make this Alex’s problem.

    Fucking great.

    It's such a simple, convenient arrangement. Amazing sex on tap, with no obligation, no commitment, and no requirement to care. The fact that they hate each other is an irrelevant side note.

    Until Jefferson gets sick.

    Because of course, it's always simple until it's not.

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    07 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 16

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    “You’re such a fucking headache.” Alex said with a sigh of annoyance, finally starting to feel the regret of driving here instead of just cooking dinner.

    “Yeah, whatever,” Jefferson chuckled. “You’re the one who can’t tell your best friend and his brother apart.”

    “Oh, fuck off. They're called identical twins for a reason.”

    Or the one where Thomas does a horrible job of hiding his feelings while Alexander is oblivious and convinced his best friend's brother is just an asshole.

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    06 Feb 2026

  4. Rec 9

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    In which Alex and Thomas are colleagues and award-winning radio hosts engaging in active public feuding, flirting, hair pulling (depending on who you ask).

    A carefully compiled chronicle of social media messaging, recounting the chaos, speculation and ill-advised blowjobs that ensue.

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    The fic I've been lovingly calling, "chatfic on acid."

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    02 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    The two times Alexander went to Thomas Jefferson's house unwillingly, and the one time he did so deliberately.

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    05 Aug 2025