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anyone but him (it's him) by chrspflue (chrs_flue)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), tbh idk which one it is
29 Mar 2026
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Derapchu is in a bad mood.
It's obvious to everyone — especially his friends — so they all give him a wide berth. And that does not help in the slightest.
The reason isn't dramatic or overemotional. He has to get tutoring. He doesn't even mind that part — he needs all the help he can get with calculus. The problem is that his tutor is Wifies. Wifies, who is annoying. Wifies, who has the audacity to claim that HE'S Parrot's best friend. Not Derapchu. Him.
Clearly, the universe hates him.
derapchu is FAILING math and wifies now has to tutor him. it's fine. everything is fiiinneeee. (its not)
or: two idiots who everyone already assumed were dating, a fake relationship that spirals completely out of control, and the mutual pining neither of them are willing to acknowledge
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Parrot Looked The Divinest He'd Ever Been, and Here He Was, Slipping Through The Grasps of Spokes Clumsy Hands. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
28 Dec 2024
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Spoke stared at his hands fidgeting with the empty can, "Nah, I'd say Ash is the lucky one for getting to marry him."
Wifies let out a painful chuckle. "You're right."
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06 Jun 2026
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oh my god i'm going to cry WHAT THIS WAS SO GOOD
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Parrot’s chest caved, a sound tearing out of him that was half a laugh, half a sob. “Sacrifice? You call this sacrifice? You call tearing us apart and chaining us to you sacrifice?”
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paper orchids dyed in my love for you by cheesecurddragon
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Lifesteal SMP, others are mentioned - Fandom, Unstable Universe (Web Series), Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
16 Apr 2026
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“What about him? I’m not in love with Wifies, dude.” He’s confused on how Parrot came to the conclusion that he liked him, especially when, despite coming a long way from fighting over him at the start of their friendship, they still bicker quite a lot.
“Really? Sorry, it just really looked like you had crushes on each other. You two would be a cute couple. Like, he’s all non-chalant and stuff and you’re super loud and everywhere, but you two still match each other’s freak.” He comments casually.
Derapchu is left gawking because for some insane reason, the birdbrain is right about the last part. Wifies does compliment his personality extremely well, despite his calm demeanor.
It clouds his mind, the pure notion of a guy like Wifies being in love with him.
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- Part 1 of chufies series!!／(･ × ･)＼
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ParrotX2 was a lovebird.
He may not exactly look the part, his hair was brown and he dyes his feathers blue, but he still is one by definition, and so:
Parrot had a mate.
Parrot had a mate.