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Karkat gets the job of his dreams and the situationship of his other kind of dreams. On his first day as a professor, Karkat runs into someone he knows.
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At the advice of one Jade Harley, John visits a club to loosen up and take some time away from his daughter, Casey.
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Once a valiant knight for his best friend the prince, Dave is a rogue on the run after he was framed for his brother's murder. A few years later, assassins are after the prince and Dave is called back since he's the most skilled swordsmen in the land. If he escorts John to a safe house without harm, his criminal charges will be dropped. But a lot of hate has showed up between the two boys during their years apart, making their trip a lot harder than it should be.
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He was just.
Staring at you.
Like he was waiting for you to do something, or worse- working up the nerve to do something himself. He opened his mouth, and closed it, waiting a moment before climbing off you, not bothering to sit back down. He wanted to leave.
You looked at the luminous watch on your wrist (shut up, it was cool) and- yeah. It was getting kind of late. Considering it was a school night, and all. “Dave…”“Come on. Don’t want you to go to bed too late, do we? Early bird gets the worm, and all that shit.” He cocked his head and he looked down at you, waiting for you to get up. “John…”
You stood up, brushing your pants off and looking at him. “What?”
“A guy could really fall in love with you, y’know.”
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21 Jun 2026
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this was so cute. single-handedly bringing johndave back from the grave for me
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i like it when you're mean (we don't have to get into what that says about me) by landofchaosandbloom for baristababey
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12 Jun 2026
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"I'm beginning to think he hates me," is how you greet Rose the second she opens her front door.
"In what way? I hear that isn't exactly a bad thing with trolls."
You really don't like the way you can't keep the whiney tone out of your voice when you respond, "The not sexy way. I don't even want him to hate me in the sexy way? I think? I'm not a troll, I don't get that whole quadrants thing."
"Well, what causes you to think he hates you?"
"I asked him to hang out and he just said 'maybe'. That means no, right?"
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15 Jun 2026
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That’s stupid, though. You know how these things work—with Rose and Kanaya joined at the hip, Terezi and Vriska so inseparable they’ve synched up their sleeping schedules down to the minute, and Gamzee fucking around in the ventilation system like the ginormous creep he’s rapidly becoming, Dave’s options for someone to kill time with have been reduced to you and you alone. There’s nothing special about this, and there isn’t any reason you should want there to be, either. You are in the right place at the right time, as is he for you. End of the story.
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15 May 2026
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Dave Strider: Hollywood heavyweight, menace to everyone around him, and lucky owner of an apparently haunted house in the Hills.
But houses aren't haunted, especially not by teenagers who aren't even meant to be born for four hundred years or by members of an alien species who only want to destroy the planet. Right? Right.
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03 May 2026