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Zagreus, Prince of the Underworld, has been alive for eons and yet is the youngest of his household. He is never allowed to forget this. No matter how hard he works, his father has worked harder. No matter how long he is occupied, the servants have toiled longer. No matter how much he sees, even the dog has seen more.
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This is what demons did, and this was what their claws did, their teeth did, this was how they killed. This was how they took.
The taste of blood was ever-present in her mouth, even her tongue now wounded by these demonic features: her gums bloody grooves where her too-sharp teeth scraped against her jaw.
Nothing was the same.
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sleep, and rise as something greater (just rise) by eiserShev
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 Jul 2025
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Another look into the dreams we all know and love, this time coming at you in the form of Beauty and the Beast! Our intrepid protagonist is a lonely girl with no prospects but her gigantic muscles and willingness to love and serve, and the object of her affections (eventually)? A beast, hidden away from the world in the dark, with powers beyond compare that, unfortunately, can never make her accept herself. Or give her the drive to change, for in this form is reflected who she truly is. This is what she deserves.
Or is it? We readers know the answer without even opening the first page, and yet we find joy in watching them come to the same conclusion in their own way, again and again and again, along a path predetermined. -
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our heroic protagonist wakes up in a hotel room, and has no clue about anything, ever, much less himself.
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there's something in the static (i think i've been having revelations) by explosivesky
Fandoms: The Wilds (TV 2020)
12 Aug 2024
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Kissing Fatin is like a sedative; not in the way where someone’s forcibly injecting some cocktail directly into her bloodstream, but like something that sinks into her gums, makes all the edges and corners of the world look like around, not through; around, not over. Kissing Fatin is the opposite of smoke and mirrors, the opposite of gunpoint, the opposite of pressing her thumb against the sharp side of a knife just to see if it’ll cut.
Kissing Fatin makes every moment after something to look forward to. It’s so simple, so miniscule, so inconsequential: Life can be good again, if she lets it.
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With the new L Corp space station needing to be tested Lena decides to leave her company in Sam’s capable hands so she can spend a year doing it. And more importantly enjoy a year not worrying about people trying to kill her. Two birds, one stone really.
There’s just one small problem with her plan; it means she’s spending the whole year alone, on a space station, with her every move recorded and shared live to the world by a poorly programmed droid.
Watch Lena struggle to maintain her cold Luthor reputation while she yells profanities at a goat, lavishes affection on a cat, goes through what she insists on calling a “grunge” phase, keeps accidentally letting slip how sex starved she is, and desperately tries not to let on how madly in love with her best friend and only visitor she is.
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Threats of violence towards a goat. Nothing bad happens to the goat despite Lena’s many murderous urges. She just REALLY hates it. -
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“I think you should be my caddie,” Lena says, on her sixth day in Midvale. She realizes maybe her phrasing isn’t entirely clear. “What I mean is, I want you to be my caddie.”
“I am your caddie,” Kara says, then looks up from where she’s been reading the grass, a teasing smile on her lips. “Right now, even.”
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Lena finds her new caddie on a golf course in the middle of nowhere, and then, she finally starts winning trophies.
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22 May 2026
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GOLF AU
i have never in my life watched anyone play golf and have never felt the need to and i still dont!
but damn was this fic really well written even for somebody who knows nothing! AND it's got so much plot somehow made connected to golf?
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Rage, Rage Against the Dying of the Light by motherconfessor
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
11 Nov 2024
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“Lucky gal,” Agnes said. “The only way––” and she tried to say Ralph. That had been his name, hadn’t it? The idiot of a man whose house she’d taken over. Instead, what came out, tugged by the spell was, “Rio would remember our anniversary is if there was a beer named June 2nd.”
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When Wanda's spellwork traps another person in its bindings, Agatha makes a deal that all she needs is seven days to get what she wants.
But seven days is a long time to be stuck in a PG-13 sitcom.
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22 May 2026
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“For any transgression, money will be deducted from the prize.”
“Fuck,” Zoey mutters.
No kissing. No sex. No jacking off. As if she’s not sitting there between the two sexiest women she’s ever seen in her life. God. She’s fucked.
Lana chimes one last time.
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22 May 2026
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too hot to handle!! these girls are so much better than this show and they prove it!! great example of my fav part of sex as well which is when you're NOT doing it ;)))