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   Dig it in there, bro by Moreta1848

   Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   14 Jun 2025

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   • James T. Kirk/Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Spock
   • Christine Chapel/Nyota Uhura
   • Pavel Chekov/Hikaru Sulu
   • James T. Kirk/Spock
   • James T. Kirk
   • Spock (Star Trek)
   • Nyota Uhura
   • Christine Chapel
   • Hikaru Sulu
   • Pavel Chekov
   • Leonard "Bones" McCoy
   • Parody
   • apologies to everyone who came here expecting a good fic
   • comphet
   • It's not gay if the balls don't touch
   • it's not gay if you top
   • it's not gay if you're a straight guy doing it
   • it's not gay SHUT UP it's not gay because an angry male fan said so
   • with credit to anthony esolen for saying much of this stuff with a straight face
   • this is a parody

   Summary

   Boy, Kirk and Spock are glad they're not gay. And that no one even THINKS they're gay (because it was the sixties and homosexuality hadn't been invented yet). That's the only thing that makes it possible for them to show affection to each other. Too bad men aren't allowed to be friends anymore, because of woke.

   Bones isn't gay either. Or Sulu, Chekov, Uhura, and Chapel. If you see anything queer in here, you need to go to confession.

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