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    AU of the Land of Waves arc wherein Zabuza gets stuck in a Time Loop until he and Haku make it out alive. This, obviously, changes things.

    ft. Kakashi/Zabuza
    Team as Family
    Haku stepping up as the Best Older Sibling
    Fixing Shit in Konoha because tbh some of it is Fucked

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    23 Jul 2026

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    “Naruto is a person with a name,” Iruka snapped, already way past the limit of his patience for the day. Funny, how he could spend all day with small children, but a single council meeting wore him down to the bone. “Use it.”
    “Hmm.”
    For a long second, Iruka thought that he was about to die. And then Hatake’s eye curled in a friendly crinkle, an approximation of a smile.
    “You’ll do,” Hatake said.

     

    *** 5 times Kakashi & Iruka tried to be a normal family for Naruto + 1 time they were a full on ninja family ***

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    14 Jul 2026

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    He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.

    But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.

    He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.

    OR.

    Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    That’s a fucking kid, is the first thing that Iruka thinks.

    That’s the fucking jinchuriki, is the second.

    The first thought comes back, even stronger, overwhelming him with outrage, with fury, with a sick sort of disgust, and now it comes out as a shouted,

    “That’s a fucking kid.”

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Eggsy takes out the medal in slightly worse circumstances, asking for a miracle.

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    13 Feb 2026