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    This time, Graf’s spying went too far. The North begins to lose trust in him, and to salvage what's left of their fragile alliance, Juan proposes a solution—an arranged marriage between their factions.
    Quackity is chosen because The North didn't want to expose any of its members to marriage with the madmen of Polish Cave.
    Multi lost at rock, paper, scissors.
    A coincidencehad entwined their fates together, but it might turn out to be the best that ever happened to them.
    Or the worst.
    After all, who said there has to be only one god?

    or: arranged marriage AU when they fall in love and go absolutely batshit crazy together while holding hands and dancing on scorched ground.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    ABJECT (/ˈab-jekt/)
    - Adjective (noun form: the abject)
    Definitions:
    1. The often disturbed reaction to a threatened breakdown in meaning caused by the loss of the distinction between the self and the other.
    2. A place of immemorial violence that defies symbolic order.
    3. The product of repression that precedes the establishment of the individual's relation to its objects of desire (id) and of representation (ego.)
    4. A place where meaning collapses.
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    The prison they built together comes alive in a dangerously literal way. Pandora’s Vault breathes and hungers. Canon-compliant through nearly all of the imprisonment arc, branches off into canon divergence between Techno’s visit/escape and the jailbreak stream.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    (Inspired by @kvaughanarts on TikTok! They have incredible art, please check them out!)

    Tubbo cleared his throat and stared resolutely at the masked figure across the obsidian. “Dream, I’ve come to the decision that’ll be best for the nation… the most logical thing to do is for Tommy to be exiled from L’Manberg.”

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    After being exiled, Tommy didn't think his life could get worse. His only solace in his isolation from his old friends was being able to fly in secret at night (unbeknownst to Dream, who refused to let him do much of anything fun, let alone use his wings). Tommy's wings, one of the only things he has that Dream doesn't.

    Until Dream catches him flying.

    And rips them off.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Tommy's a fuck up, he can't pay attention, and never sits still. He taps his hands, pushes people away, and has never had a best friend. He's a screwed up, forgotten kid lost in the foster system. He's also just been placed with a new family. Tommy knows how this goes, he never ends up staying long. After all, no one wants a fuck up like him.

    Why would this house be any different?

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    Or: the obligatory sbi foster au, but with a focus on the neurodivergent kids that inevitably get lost in the system.

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    18 Sep 2025

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    Raph, raised by Splinter remembers his brothers. He also remembers the day they were taken. He grows up thinking Leo and Mikey surely met their end, but finds out that might not be the case. The three brothers reunite—Raph saving Mikey from Big Mama, and Leo finding his way out of Foot Clan. They’re reunited, but discover their creator, Baron Draxum has had one of them in his clutches from the very beginning.

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    08 Mar 2025