10 Works by emdarsh
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Kenny just wants to finish his seasonal job as an elf for the mall’s Christmas display, but any hope of that happening is vaporized the moment Butters shows up. Now, Kenny finds himself on a fetch quest for sleigh parts and in conflict with the U.S. government.
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It’s summer and Stan’s stuck pining over his super best friend until aliens give him mind-reading sunglasses.
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In the Five Minutes When I Was Dead to the World by emdarsh
Fandoms: Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace
02 Dec 2024
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Hal wonders if it’s possible to get addicted to people.
Set the day after the end of the book.
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Tweek tries to get clean after twenty-something years of being anything but.
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The Science of Self Hatred, Sabotage, and Saying Something Stupid by emdarsh for applecider09
Fandoms: South Park
11 Jun 2023
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Stan’s feelings of unbridled hatred toward Gary are confronted when he gets caught for cheating on a math exam. Now on academic probation, he has no other choice but to open up as his hatred turns into something new.
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Craig Tucker decides he's going to run away. Everything is going exactly as planned.
That is until Tweek Tweak threatens to tell everyone unless he gets to tag along.
(Six chapters and an afterword!)
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Stan gets sick. He asks Kyle to take a bath with him.
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Stan and Kenny fuck around. And Stan's 99% sure Kyle and Cartman are doing the same thing without the word "around."
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Stan’s stranded on the side of the road with a rough estimate of zero dollars in his wallet at… what time? Three A.M.? No. It’s two fifty-five. He makes this very clear to the guy who decided to pull over and help him. All he needs is seventy-five cents to take a taxi to his dad’s house, but why do that when he can make life difficult and drive to South Park with someone he hasn’t seen in seven years?
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Stan and Kyle are out at night on the sidewalk. Crying ensues, as per usual.
this is my first fan fiction and i would appreciate comments / feedback ^_^