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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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  2. Public Bookmark 87

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    Rozanov: Exciting night, no? It is so close to Jurassic Park, if they gave the dinosaurs skates and a hockey stick.

    Haas: I already told Hunter it was too late for him.

    Rozanov: Ah, you truly are my son. No DNA test needed.

    or, luca haas is mic'ed up for a game against the admirals.

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    “Is not embarrassing to have a crush on Shane Hollander.”

    “But I don’t!”

    “So. In life-death scenario, Hayden Pike must sleep with a man or world ends, you would not pick Shane?”

    Hayden Pike claims he does not have a crush on Shane Hollander. Ilya and Jackie do not believe him.

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    A love story, told through Google reviews.

    (or, Shane leaves a negative review on a restaurant in Saint Petersburg and spends the next decade being haunted by the owner's son.)

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “It’s okay. I don’t need anything.” 

    “I am not going to eat in front of you while you have nothing, Hollander,” Ilya scoffs. He plucks a can of cold ginger ale from the top shelf as casually as he can manage and slides it over the island, interrupting Hollander’s fidgeting thumbs. “You must be hungry, yes? It’s been hours since you left hotel. I can make something. Easy.” 

    “Make… what?” he asks warily.  

    Ilya rolls his eyes and tosses a look over his shoulder. “Do not worry. I will find something that works for your special hockey diet,” he teases. He reaches back into the fridge. “Tuna melt okay?” 

    “No,” Hollander says primly. “And it’s a disease. Not a diet.” 

    He pulls his hands out of the cold and turns, blinks. “What?” 

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