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Penelope and Colin Bridgerton find themselves with a freed up afternoon, which they quickly fill in a very predictable way. What no one predicts, however, is that the married couple will be interrupted at the height of their passions by the absolute last person in the world they would want to see them in that moment.
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10 Jun 2026
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Colin Bridgerton knows he’s attractive. What he doesn’t know is what it will do to him when Penelope Featherington starts calling him pretty, thirsting over his selfies, and finally deciding she’d like a closer look—preferably upstairs.
A smutty crackfic inspired by a thirst trap Instagram photo.
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05 Jun 2026
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He had not believed the chronograph would actually allow him to go back again, and he had not considered that his arrival would not move him but deliver him to the same place where he had been only three years earlier - more or less. Colin did not know the date. He was not sure of his standing in the house. If he was a suitor for Miss Thompson, he would be accepted easily. If he was a disgraced former fiance, he would be kicked out.
There was only a window of thirty minutes to visit back and be commended home with what memories he had refreshed. His family was across the street, but he wanted to see Pen. His younger self had never missed that, even if he had tried to mind his manners about it better than the man who had won her hand.
Colin walked upstairs with his ears alert for his mother-in-law’s footsteps. He would have known where to find a calendar in his own house, but he was not sure the Featherington office would be quite as particular. Lord Featherington might be dead or merely absent on his amusements out of the house. He did not work at the books with any faithfulness. Bad news was likely hard to confront, and the estate was faltering.
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23 Apr 2026
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Colin likes the concept of being Penelope's arm candy, and he wants to look the part.
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22 Apr 2026
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"Can I help you find something?"
Penelope Featherington jumps at the sound of a voice coming from behind her. She shouldn't be surprised, however, that the young, dark-haired, friendly-looking man who was behind the counter earlier is checking on her now. She's been standing frozen for the last few minutes in front of a wide display of items lined up on a wall that are entirely foreign to her. They're entirely foreign to her because she's a virgin in a sex shop, and suddenly the grand plans she had coming in here today all feel very, very stupid.
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Or, virgin Pen wanders into Colin's sex shop one day in an unusual beginning to their happily ever after.
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20 Apr 2026