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    The weirdest part of all of it had nothing to do with the sex itself.
    It was how Lando asked for his number afterwards.
    Oscar tried hard to remind himself that this wasn’t a rom-com, that Lando probably had hundreds of contacts in his phone from people he’d deemed decent enough to consider sleeping with again. Or- maybe he was just being polite. Just felt bad after not remembering Oscar’s name, and wanted to reconcile that with some added gesture that he’d never actually follow through with.

    Regardless of his reasoning, Oscar pushed the thoughts away as soon as he’d left Lando’s apartment, doing his absolute best to return to normal life as it had been before.

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    Oscar wakes up in bed with Lando after a party, and assumes they're looking for very different things. It all becomes much more complicated after they get paired together for a class project.

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    In a world full of fast cars, fast money and fast sex, Lando's mind is the fastest. Which is not a good thing, because that mind keeps him up at night. And finally, after many years of inconsistent sleep, he has to face his biggest enemy, insomnia. But not to worry, because his very mindful teammate has a great idea how to help him out.

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    Lando is so tired that if he doesn't get some sleep soon he's gonna recreate the Fight club plot. But to his rescue comes Oscar who's pretending to be way more innocent than he actually is.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Oscar gives Lando a compass for his fifteenth birthday. The needle always finds North. Oscar spends the next decade pretending he doesn't know what that means.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    His friends all stand up to hug him in greeting. Oscar stays put in his seat, rubbing his sweaty palms against his jeans. He’s drunk now and he doesn’t want to make a fool of himself in front of such an ethereal being.

    Bambi walks over to him and sticks his hand out for Oscar to shake. “I don’t think we’ve met before. I’m Bambi.”

    Oscar’s so riddled with nerves that his tongue feels heavy in his mouth. Nevertheless, he reaches up to take his hand, his own dwarfed in comparison to the man’s large palm. “I’m Oscar,” he says simply, not trusting himself to say anything more.

    “I know,” Bambi smiles down at him. “Do you want a lap dance, Oscar?”

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    Some of the drivers were nice enough to take Oscar out to celebrate him winning the WDC and he gets way more than he bargained for.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “There’s more to driving than just keeping the car on track,” Lando says. “Sometimes we know things you don't.”

    “Like what?” Oscar asks, as if he can’t actually believe there might be something Lando knows that he doesn’t

    “Like how the track feels or the tyres or if the suspension starts to feel off?” Lando lists off. “Or we can see what some of the other cars are doing that the cameras don’t pick up. We can help make decisions that you can’t see. Because we feel them. Before your little computer does.”

    “If that’s true,” Oscar starts, drawing out the words in that stupid Australian accent of his. “Then why are you always asking Will for help on the radio?”

    Lando’s actually speechless for a moment.

    Fuck this guy, Lando thinks, glaring at Oscar.

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    Lando's the reigning world champion. Oscar's his new race engineer. They do not work together well. But they have one goal. Make Lando a back-to-back World Champion.

    Cue teambuilding, radio fights, Lando and Daniel fighting for the title and Oscar and Lando learning to be a team.

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    19 Jun 2026