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    Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.

    The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”

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    Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “How many times do I have to tell you I don’t fuck humans?” Shane asked.

    “Until I listen, probably,” Ilya answered.

    “Is that going to be many more, or…?”

    Shane trailed off and Ilya didn’t answer right away, just let his eyes slide slowly up the other man and enjoyed the view. When he was finished, Shane was watching, waiting, narrowed eyes black in the darkness.

    “Is probably going to be a whole lot of times,” he finally said. “Do you want to start now, or are you going to come flirt with me again tomorrow?”

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    The one where Shane is a vampire, Ilya's a bartender, it's wintertime in New York City, and someone's on a murder spree.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Ilya’s first encounter with a vagina was staring at the reflection of his own shivering teenage legs, the night after Alexei called him a slur.

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    Ilya Rozanov has a transient vagina that may or may not be a metaphor.

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    18 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 79

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    After officially dating and calling Mr. Hollander "Shane" in his head for three years, Ilya asks the Hollanders for their son's hand in marriage. Count him surprised when he's the one who ends up proposed to. Count him a little less than surprised when he realizes what Shane's week-long honeymoon at the cottage is going to entail.

    SubTop Ilya Week 2026.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Shane had been up for hours already. He'd showered and shaved, then came back to bed and tucked himself under the covers, arranged them to look like he'd never left. His eyes were big and dark and too fucking awake for 6AM on a day they had nothing to do and nowhere to be.

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    15 Jun 2026