everythingisblve
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"Name?"
"Alex."
Andrew didn't have any reason not to trust him. Aside from his generally weird behaviour, Douche looked him in the eyes while he said it, but not challengingly. His tone was even and lacked any edge. He wasn't fidgeting, his hands were calm, his posture relaxed.
So, Andrew really didn't have any proof of his lying. But something didn't add up.
(Or the one where Andrew meets 22 personalities of one Neil Josten and manages to fall for all of them)
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Allison: ok look I have an idea
Neil: oh no
Allison: you’re not going to love it
Neil: I already said oh no
Allison: we should sign you up to tinder!
Neil: …how do you leave whatsappSeries
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After an upbringing lacking in mundanity, Neil just wants to live a “normal” life. He’s got a home, a circle of friends, a job — why not give casual sex a shot?
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Andrew isn't a renowed author. Sure, he has his fans here and there, a few hardcore readers, but he's not famous or internationally known.
So, when he stumbles across his own book in a place where it absolutely shouldn't be and in a language it absolutely wasn't translated to, he makes it his personal mission to find the person behind it.
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Aaron turned to his brother and switched to speaking in German. “The fuck do you want?”
“He wants a tattoo.”
“You’re a tattoo artist last I checked.”
“He was some some fucking quote written on his ribcage like he’s a 19 year old woman. I’m not interested. Overcharge him and send him on his way.”
“Why the fuck did you let him come in here half naked if you weren’t planning on doing it?”
“The fuck?,” a third voice spoke up in German. Andrew and his carbon copy turned to Neil. “I didn’t walk in without my shirt on.”