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“Is that something you want in life? A marriage?”
A fluffy story in which declarations are made, fireworks are set off, and absolutely no fishing takes place at all.
Written for the OFMD Reverse Big Bang 2024 - thanks mods! You did a fabulous job ❤️
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Seasoned pro cyclist Edward “Blackbeard” Teach is counting down the days to his retirement when his swansong at the Tour de France is thrown off-course by a starry-eyed newcomer. Can Stede Bonnet’s enthusiasm remind Ed why he loves cycling, and perhaps help him find some joy in his personal life too?
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“This is my first Tour, but it’s also my last. I’m here by luck. It won’t happen again.”
“Hmm. I might have heard something along those lines.”
Ed has, in fact, heard a lot of it, mostly in Izzy’s outraged voice.
You know that twat hasn’t even raced a one-day Classic? No real road experience at all, just a handful of time trials. He’s a rower, for fuck’s sake, he’s not got the first idea how to handle himself in a group. He’s only here because his daddy owns the team. Totally unprofessional. Stupid fucking Stede Bonnet.
“So why are you here now, then?” he asks. “What did you do to get Fortune to smile on you so beautifully?”
“It’s a long story,” Stede replies.
“I’ve got all day. Come on, get your bike. We’ll go for a ride and you can tell me all about it.” -
Neither Ceasing, Nor Desisting by BrainzGoblin, ClaireGregory, CommunionNimrod, Deniz_B, Dracothelizard, ElapsedSpiral, evilgiraff, FPwoper, JaneSane, mistercrystal, nomadsland, shieldmaidenofmithrilhall, Zigster
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2023
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Offensive Semaphore. Defacing the Pyramids. Beat Poetry. Edward Teach has (or perhaps, hasn't) done it all. And now that they've been reunited, Stede wants to hear every story Ed is willing to tell.
An anthology exploring the truth behind Blackbeard's alleged crimes.
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Canon era Ed/Stede reunion fic. Lots of sailing around the Caribbean, sea chases, navigation, and modern lyrics masquerading as 18th century poetry.
Warnings: Violence (no graphic depictions of injury). Mortal peril (quickly resolved).:::::
“Yes, alright, I need to make it better.” Stede glares at Roach, then looks around hopefully. “Any ideas how?”
“I reckon what we need most for that, cap’n,” says Buttons, thoughtfully, “is a ship.” -
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Draco is happily muddling along in his job as Assistant to the Keeper of the Hall of Prophecies, when his world is turned upside down by a new prophecy involving himself – and Harry Potter.
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Charming Beauty Bright and outtakes by evilgiraff
Fandom Twilight Series - All Media Types
03 Nov 2012
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A Twilight multichapter story, with associated outtakes
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Don't Let Your Heart Grow Cold (This Monster Loves You) by Elpie (Horribibble), Siwucha for Siwucha
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
06 Aug 2020
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“It’s meant to be a deterrent,” She says. “Meant to tell us off for some horrible thing. Sometimes, I think I want a thousand more, but I only have the one.”
She does not say, No one else has loved me enough for their heart to break when I drop it.
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For ages now, humanity has been cursed to bear the marks of the hearts they break.
Geralt has never been marked by anyone. No one has ever loved him enough.
Geralt has never marked anyone. He'd need a heart for that.Jaskier is going to have a fit.
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16 Jun 2026
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Even the tips of his ears are rosy, maybe because of the way the girl is squirming on his lap. He's making pleasant conversation, biting his lips and then licking over them at intervals, when he's searching for words. Certainly drunk, then.
He could have been in bed with the girl long ago, but Geralt knows by now that he likes this, likes whispering flirtatious nonsense, and sipping from his cup of mead, and sending winks at Geralt.
Geralt wishes he wouldn't.
Jaskier and Geralt fantasize repeatedly about how badly they do not want each other. Also, they do not care about each other. And any domesticity is unintentional.(Luckily, being travel partners is a temporary arrangement.)
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02 Apr 2026
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A post episode 6 fix-it in three acts.
beautiful in your camouflage of grief / in your solitude of bruises
— Under the Edge of February, Jayne Cortez- Words:
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Bookmarked by evilgiraff
31 Mar 2026
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The Ballad of Pots and Pans by aethylas
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
13 Jan 2020
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Geralt knows Jaskier is a bard - but until now, he’s never properly listened to his songs.
Bookmarked by evilgiraff
24 Mar 2026
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From doodles to sketches to full-page drawings, he finds his own face in Geralt’s notebook over and over again. He plays his lute, or sings. He leans against a tree. In a couple, he’s asleep - and those make a painful ache flare in his chest.
Geralt gets hurt. Jaskier is forced to look in his notebook to find out how he can help him - something he promised himself he wouldn't do. What he finds in there - dozens of sketches of his own face - makes him wonder how Geralt really feels about him.
Bookmarked by evilgiraff
23 Mar 2026