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    My Superman by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    05 Nov 2025

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    Dennis has never been more turned on in his life. The reason? Mac just got glasses.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    The Gang Takes a Roadtrip by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    06 Aug 2023

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    Mac sometimes got carsick. It wasn't something he'd ever admitted to the gang, it was far too embarrassing. There's nothing badass about puking your guts up just because you're in a moving box-on-wheels. It was fuckin' pathetic, really.

    So, as they embarked on their trip along the winding and bumpy road to north eastern Pennsylvania, Mac felt a rising dread. When Dennis and Dee had called dibs on the window seats, Mac had tried to talk one of them into giving it up, but he couldn't come up with a good enough excuse as to why.

    This was going to be a rough ride.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Collateral Empathy by

    Fandoms: The Venture Bros  

    02 Jan 2026

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    If a bloodbath can be confined to the yard, it should be. Dr. Venture isn't pleased to see blood smeared across his living room.

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    17 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 23

    Into Safety? (Wear Some Kneepads) by

    Fandoms: The Venture Bros  

    30 Aug 2017

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    Brock coming back— free of pay and of his own volition— meant nothing more than he still loved the boys he had helped Rusty raise for almost twenty years. This was not a romcom (no matter the clichéd archetypes that set the stage for his life) and if it were, it would not be one starring him— it would be starring Meg Ryan because he had already thought about it for way longer than he would admit out loud. So he was living here, taking care of the boys, giving Rusty a long-suffering and amusingly indulgent look, existing (drinking coffee, making dinner, cracking terrible jokes and skulls) as though he had never left...

    And so, yeah, whatever, Brock coming back might have something (infinitesimal, really, but bordering on nigh) to do with him.

    It still didn't make his life a romcom.

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    30 Nov 2025

  5. Rec 8

    Care and Maintenance by

    Fandoms: The Venture Bros  

    27 Nov 2025

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    I started drawing a comic of Rusty lotioning Brock's chest and then realized I should write this out so I know what the hell I'm drawing. So this is a fic about Rusty lotioning Brock's chest and feelings that arise.

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    28 Nov 2025