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    Shane is traded to Boston during the hookup era, and his attempts to act normal and professional around Rozanov are a little too successful: fans start shipping him with Marleau, instead.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    A year after retiring at thirty-nine, Shane Hollander throws himself into house flipping and accidentally becomes comforting reality television.

    Ilya Rozanov makes fun of it.

    Shane retaliates by mentioning, on camera, that his husband is a raging Drag Race Fanboy.

    The internet notices.

    Things progress from there.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    freak 4 freak 4 freak 4 freak

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    16 Jul 2026

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    This fic is inspired by this tweet:

    Shane: okay so, what if after I come you just… keep touching me
    Ilya: yeah but won’t that feel–
    Shane: *already undressing* terrible, yeah

    Or: Shane realises he likes sexual overstimulation and his confused (and yet excited) husband is happy to help.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    “Okay, pause. Is he really your fucking best friend, Shane?” Hayden's tone was weird, an entitled undertone shining through that was starting to bother Shane to his bones. “You gotta be kidding me, bro.”

    “Why? He’s my husband. Everyone says you gotta marry your best friend, so I did. What’s wrong with that?”

    “Dude, that doesn’t make sense! I’ve been by your side longer than he has—”

    “No, actually.” Shane corrected, as he fucking should have after the wedding, after the digs started to sting more than a chirp should. “I met Ilya before I signed with the Metros.”

    or: ilya rozanov is shane hollander's best friend, to hayden pike's shock and horror!

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    14 Jul 2026