faith_probably

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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    The soul of a child is said to be pure. Timothy Wright is the opposite, a lawless, miserable man. But when an incident turns one of his most turbulent partners into something too innocent, Tim is forced to venture into terrain far more vulnerable than he ever wanted to.

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    03 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Thorin took another step forward, and once again looked at Bilbo, who hadn't moved an inch, "So, this is our man. Tell me, Mr. Baggins, you done much fighting?"

    "Excuse me?" Bilbo was thrown, both by being referred by this stranger as his man, and by the ridiculous question. Fighting? Why, he was a respectable gentleman! Not some ruffian who was prone to getting into scraps.

    "Revolver? Rifle? What's your weapon of choice?" Thorin probed, his voice was rich and sonorous, but tinged with a bit of amusement that rankled at Bilbo's pride.

    "Well, I'm a deft hand at whist, if you must know, but I fail to see why that's relevant." Bilbo replied, with a snippy tone and a mite more confidence than he felt at the moment.

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    (Or: The company are cowboys on a mission, and Bilbo comes along for the ride)

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    19 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Thorin wouldn't allow it. He wouldn't. He couldn't let anyone dare take one of the most precious treasures in the entire mountain like that. It wasn't possible, he kept thinking. It wasn't possible that Bilbo was engaged.

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    12 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    A ringtone went off somewhere in the glitzy hotel room they paid way too much for, the stray rays of sunlight that escaped through half shut drapes felt blinding on Joe’s barely open eyes. His head was pounding, and the ringtone that was going off was fucking irritating. He went to rub his face and was met with… a handful of feathers? 

    "What the hell?" Joe sat up baffled. A small army of Pomeranians were busy ripping apart a hotel pillow; their last victim already eviscerated to a mass of a thousand feathers spread out over the carpeting and himself.

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    Five idiots go to Sin City, lose one groom, gain 5 Pomeranians... what does that equal?

    Look, I got bored and wrote this fic essentially inspired by the Hangover (but make it ~bandom~)

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    09 Jun 2026

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    yes yes, reread later

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    In which Pete goes from Best Buy parking lot to True Love through a complicated series of events that include drunken pizza munchies, low-speed traffic accidents, lost socks, nightmare coffee shop patrons, Mötley Crue, late-night composing sessions, European breakfast pastry and an awful lot of furtive orgasms.

    Or: Something else is living in Pete's new apartment, and his roommate Joe seems to be fully aware of it.

    Or: Pete Wentz is not a fucking furry, alright?

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    30 May 2026