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"So much music nowadays is so much like 'You don’t know me. I don’t need you,' and all the music then was kind of like, 'I don’t care if you don’t love me, I will lie down in the road, pull my heart out and show it to you.' Do you know what I mean?' - Amy Winehouse
Van Helsing's is a pub renowned for famous guests and thrilling musical premieres. In the past few years, however, its popularity suffered a steady decline. Taking over after her father's death, Integra sets about the hard task of restoring the pub to its former glory. A certain bouncer caught up in Arthur Hellsing's shady business and Integra's (ex?) girlfriend are not making this any easier.
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An AU where everything goes better than planned and Tieria and Lockon have to face the consequences. Just some sappy babbling, to be honest.
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latibule (n.) - a hiding place; a place of safety and comfort.
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Feast by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Aug 2016
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Even when the Eagle came, even with Fingon’s blade at his wrist, Maedhros had neither hoped nor desired to live.
So he held his breath: and then Maedhros cried, “There you are!”
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10 Jun 2026
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Less Than Kind by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Aug 2015
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“I hardly believed it,” said Maedhros. “What are you doing here?”
"I bring a message from my father."
Maedhros blinked. "Really?"
Fingon grinned. "I believe his exact words were: you're visiting who, well if you must you must, say something suitable, something something friendship something something kinsmen, tell him good job keeping my brother's sons out of trouble, I'd rather wrestle another ice bear myself – but don't say it like that!"
_Fingon goes to visit Maedhros, accidentally arrives during a Fëanorion family reunion, and quickly regrets many (but not all) of his life choices.
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10 Jun 2026
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Friendless and fresh from battle, Astarion returns home to his castle in Baldur's Gate intending to begin his new life as Vampire Ascendant, only to find an intruder sleeping in his former master's bed.
What better way to start a coven of his own, than to sink his teeth into the pretty stranger fate has gifted him?
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06 Jun 2026
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i'll believe in anything by bellybeast
Fandoms: Realm of the Elderlings - Robin Hobb, Tawny Man Trilogy - Robin Hobb, Farseer Trilogy - Robin Hobb
28 Mar 2023
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Here we were, together and yet alone, time slipping through our fingers. I felt I stood on the edge of some vast cliff, looking down into a void that both beckoned me to jump and froze me in place. Truly, I was terrified: of my own denied desire and of the growing possibility that I might really lose my Fool, my Beloved. He had come here to Aslevjal to die. I needed him to live.
Now, I realized, I needed him to know.
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It's the "stay the night" Elderling tent scene! Fitz delivers a real apology and, finally, a confession. We get everything we want, because Beloved deserves it, and because holy shit do we need it by the end of this trilogy.
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28 Apr 2025
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Veritas hadn't even tried to stop Aventurine from pulling him in by the chain at his chest and kissing him hard and biting. That had been his first lapse in judgment. The second came soon after, then the third, fourth, fifth.
Sex creates idiots. Veritas knows this well. He wishes he knew how to stop himself. He doesn't want to stop at all. Aventurine is far too good at pushing his buttons. Making him stupid. Making him care. They meet again in less than a week.
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Aventurine reacts strangely to gentleness. Veritas cares entirely too much.Series
- Part 1 of medians
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19 Jun 2024