fiveminutemajor
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After the coma, “Top 15 Proven Tips to Sleep Better at Night” is bookmarked on Buck's phone. He follows the tips religiously, more like a to-do list than a list of suggestions.
Unfortunately, it seems like the more he does to get to sleep, the less sleep he gets.
Exhaustion, a wedding ring in a toilet, and a forgotten birthday party come together to create the perfect storm.
Buck just hopes he can hold on without breaking.
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in which travis swears that nolan is a luck witch, except for the fact that luck witches don't exist
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travis is unnaturally lucky, and it's all nolan's fault
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in which there's a flower growing in colin's lung
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colin is head over heels for someone who can't love him back
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title is from "land & sea" by ziggy alberts, as are all of the chapter titles
working title: the inherent romanticism of one thousand sheepin which tyson left the sea behind, but gabe's ocean eyes draw him in again
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tyson knows sheep better than he knows men
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in which thatcher nests and quinn has no idea what's going on until there's a 6'4 goalie attached to him
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thatch feels really bad about dragging quinn into the nest and quinn just wants to cuddle his goalie
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Her thoughts stutter when Lando dips the tips of his fingers into the waistband of her sweats. She thinks they’re actually his, picked up from his hotel room floor after a night out at some point in the season when she hadn’t felt like doing the walk of shame down the hall in her own clothes.
“Yes?” Lando asks her, not pushing his hand deeper into her clothes, even as he presses himself against her back like he’s drowning and she’s his only life buoy.
OR Oscar buys a new apartment, and Lando is really into the view.
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- Part 1 of outside looking in
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18 May 2026
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The first couple of dollars that the machine ate up without remorse were an annoyance, something that made Dennis sigh and unzip his wallet without thinking about it to try again. By the time that the vending machine had eaten seven whole dollars, in coins, and Dennis didn’t have anything to show for it, he was close to thumping his forehead against the cool glass and hoping he could derive some sort of enjoyment or nourishment from simply just looking at the colourful packages as they remained firmly in their coils.
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5 times + 1 that Robby buys something for Dennis and makes him feel like he's about to keel over, right there and then.
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- Part 1 of inadvertent sugar daddy Robby
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13 Jan 2026
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“What are you doing here?” he asks his niece when she starts squirming back out of his embrace, carefully setting her down. He almost asks if she ran away from home, because he knows it would make her giggle, but thinks better of it. “Tea party? And I wasn't invited?”
“She's hanging out with her uncle Eddie today,” Eddie says, leaning back on his hands. He's smiling when he looks up at Buck, a real smile, and his whole face scrunches happily when Jee-Yun crashes into his side.
Buck feels like he needs to look away, but he has no idea how.
or: one toddler, two conversations, and so many missed opportunities for buck to act like a guy not in love with his best friend.
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15 Nov 2025
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Eddie: Did you just send me an email??
Buck: yeah lol
Eddie: Why…
I dont think you’ve ever emailed me actual words before. Just stuff to print when your printer is broken
Buck: did you read it?
Eddie: Not yet
Too busy trying to figure out why the fuck you’re emailing me
Buck: just read it dude 🙄
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12 Nov 2025
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Lando might be going clinically insane, cursing and fuming and spewing out choice words that'll have his own grandmother rolling in her grave when absolutely no one save for his steering wheel will be able to hear. Still, he smacks his palm down on said steering wheel, horns blaring out.
But then he sees it, that opening right there, and that other lane seems to be faring slightly better. So he yanks on his steering wheel, absolutely floors it—pedal to the metal and all that—attempts to divebomb his way into that gap. He doesn't bother putting on his signal lights, doesn't check his mirrors or he'll hesitate. He’s nosing his way into the lane, he’s got it, he’s there, he’s an amazing driver unlike these terrible useless drivers who shouldn't have even been able to sit behind a wheel—
And then there's a terrible resounding crunch, his whole car frame shuddering from the impact. Lando takes a second to register what that even means, another second to look out the window and see the man floored on the tarmac with his motorbike, and he thinks: shit.
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fka: pedal to the metal and all thatBookmarked by fiveminutemajor
20 Aug 2025