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    whether i’m gonna be your wife or gonna smash up your life, i haven’t decided yet by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    05 Mar 2026

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    Wei Ying,
    I will come pick you up on the auspicious date.
    Lan Zhan

    Lan Zhan,
    What auspicious date? Why are you always speaking in riddles? And why do we still have this giant pile of gifts from your sect? Are we forming some sort of alliance, or is this an underhanded bribery tactic?
    Wei Ying

    To the Madam of the Yunmeng Jiang Clan,
    As an elder of the Gusu Lan Clan, I consulted a matchmaker and did not learn of any auspicious days suitable for this marriage. Perhaps it is ill-fated.
    Lan Qiren

    To the Gusu Lan Clan Elder,
    I have received your concerns.
    Perhaps a matchmaker in Yunmeng could offer a different perspective. Why don’t you send me Lan-er-gongzi’s Eight Characters?
    Yu Ziyuan

    OR: yu ziyuan and lan qiren negotiate wangxian's marriage (but they don't exactly share a common goal)

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Down comes the night by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    17 Aug 2023

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    Lan Wangji walks forward, extending his senses for some sign of the magic confining them. But there is nothing. One moment, he is walking away from the village. The next, Wei Wuxian stands in the road ahead of him, the dizi tracing lazy arcs in the air.

    He stops and looks behind him. The view has not changed. He stands there, helpless. Baffled. Like a koi circling a pond, eternally struggling to go nowhere.

    “Messes with your head, doesn’t it?”

    He turns to Wei Wuxian, who regards him calmly, almost pityingly. Wei Wuxian has endured this for months. Months. Lan Wangji wants to scream. He wants to batter down this cage and fly away without looking back.

    Or while returning from a night hunt, Lan Wangji is trapped in a strange village that is terrorized by monsters. However, an intriguing cultivator named Wei Wuxian is also trapped there, so it isn't all bad. And guess what? They have to be roommates.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    All our days to come by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    27 Sep 2021

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    “Lan Zhan, I still can’t believe you never took the boy fishing!” Wei Wuxian scolds as he readies their poles. “You should be ashamed of yourself for depriving him so!”

    “Mn, deeply shamed.” Hanguang-Jun cuts his eyes at Sizhui and quirks an eyebrow. Sizhui covers his grin with his sleeve.

    “And don’t get me started on Jiang Cheng. It’s one thing for you, but no child should grow up in Lotus Pier without learning to fish!”

    Jin Ling rolls his eyes and takes the pole Wei Wuxian hands him. “I told you, he did take me fishing. I didn’t like it.”

    “Well, obviously, he didn’t teach you correctly.”

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Love 'em and leave 'em fast by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    19 May 2024

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    Wei Ying loves hookups. He especially loves hooking up with gorgeous people who are a little mean. But there’s a difference between a little mean and whatever Lan Zhan has going on. Which is why Wei Ying has the most confused boner of his life.

    But it’s not like he’s afraid of Lan Zhan. He should just text the hot guy who’s obviously hot for him, let the hot guy fuck his brains out, and then forget about the hot guy completely. That’s what hot people are for.

    It's so rude when the creep at the coffee shop turns out to be really good at sex and then also wants to date you. Who expected that? Not Wei Ying, that's for sure!

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Atlas by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    23 Feb 2019

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    "Eh! 'Little brother,' what!" Wei WuXian says, mock-outraged. "I'm thirty-five!" (Sort of. He was born thirty-five years ago, anyway.) "You must be, what, twenty-five tops?"

    "Nooo," Xie Lian says, smiling. "I'm eight hundred years old."

    "You don't look a day over four hundred," Wei WuXian says. "Seriously, how old are you?"

    "Seriously, I'm eight hundred years old," Xie Lian tells him.

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    Lan WangJi had a lot of time to pray to different gods while Wei WuXian was dead. One of them was Hua Cheng.

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    21 Jul 2026