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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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28 Jun 2024
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Hermione is in her thirties when she starts having bizarre dreams. She can never remember them, but the one time she does recall her dream, it is only because she wakes up to find someone in her bed…someone that isn’t her husband…someone that died seventeen years ago. And he is very much alive.
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24 Oct 2023
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When Hermione Granger is given the opportunity to save Severus Snape, she willingly spins back through time to give him a chance to survive Nagini's bite. After all, he deserves it. And how hard can it really be?
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23 Oct 2023
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After the war, Hermione's life went a different way than intended. With her parents gone and some new responsibility, life actually became rather difficult. Someone might enter it at just the right time to help. Together they can overcome the past and make a future.
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23 Oct 2023
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Hermione Granger and Severus Snape do not get along. Like they can't stand each other. After one ill-advised conversation at Minerva's birthday party, they had been at odds. Meanwhile, on a popular wizarding dating site they may be unwittingly falling for the other, the problem is they have no idea that the person they are conversing with is actually the person they have sworn to loathe.
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22 Oct 2023