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    “You didn’t like it the last time we tried it,” Shane said.

    Ilya gave a one-shouldered shrug. “Was years ago. Maybe it is an acquired taste, like licorice.”

    “You also don’t like licorice,” Shane pointed out.

    “Yes, but I keep trying it because Luca likes it so much.”

    “And then you make a face and tell him how awful it is.”

    “When have I ever told you your dick is awful?” Ilya said, looking mildly offended. “I am its number one fan.”

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    She is split open, in two, because she loves Aragorn plenty but she might love Éowyn better. The memories rise up her chest like smoke. She’s so eager to please this woman that she came all this way. This woman, here, this sweet human who was born human and will always be human, and seems to be so unaware of her own mortality, what with how at forty years and some change she still throws herself in the back of horses and practices clanging swords like her body is still just as lithe and limber as it was back in the flower of her youth.

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    “Oh, no,” said Arwen, dropping Hadhafang and coming close immediately, cupping Éowyn’s cheeks and examining the injury. “Are you okay?”

    Éowyn laughed. “It doesn’t even hurt,” she said.

    “Would you like me to make the pain go away?”

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    They were fifteen, and everything was new.

    Vi had never been loved like that — in silence, in secret, in sleepovers with hands brushing under blankets. Caitlyn had never feared anything more than her mother finding out.

    One blurry photo. One message. One girl who hated Vi enough to destroy them.

    And when it all came down, Caitlyn didn’t ask. Didn’t listen.

    She believed the lie.

    And Vi walked home alone.

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    Vi throws an arm around Caitlyn’s shoulders, pulling her in until their faces are only inches apart. She flashes a suggestive grin, “I wouldn't even think of doing anything less than the best for you, cupcake.

    When Caitlyn pauses, Vi worries for a moment that maybe she was too obvious. 

    But then Caitlyn chuckles, it's low and inviting, reaching her hand up to cup Vi’s jaw, pulling them even closer. They’re nose to nose and everything about Caitlyn is overwhelming her senses. The melodic sound of her laugh. The gleam in her eyes that makes Vi feel transparent. The tingling sensation in Vi’s jaw that stroking fingers leave in their wake. The smell of old books and the coffee she just drank. 

    Would she taste like that too?  

    “Of course, I know how eager you are to please, darling” Caitlyn coos at her. She strokes her thumb lovingly across Vi’s jaw again.

    Fuck.

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    The friends with benefits college AU where oblivious mutually pining idiots pine mutually, jinx is an exhausted zoomer, and bisexuals rule the world.

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    “Your car.” Powder said, a thoughtful pout to her face. Her eyebrows raised slightly. “If you make my sister dateable, I’ll help you finish that car.”

    Caitlyn stared back at her, ears burning, at the absolutely absurd request. No one, no one on this green earth, could make the infamous disaster that was Powder’s sister dateable. It was absolutely ridiculous to think anyone would want to date the girl who insisted her birth name was Violence no matter how anyone prettied her up. It was a doomed project and she should say as much.

    “You got a deal,” she said instead.

     

     

    Teen!Caitvi but make it a 00’s romcom

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