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“Here!” Blaise’s eyes were travelling down the bottom of the page. “Says that the drinkers will forfeit the potion’s bond if both are either married or in love with the right person by the time they are thirty.”
Thirty… that was years away.
“But it’s just a load of bollocks mate, we don’t know what type of potion we actually made here. Chances are we didn’t even make it right - we just need to forget about it.”
Theo gave him a look, but then decided that his friend was probably right.
Yes.
Forget all about it.
That should be fucking simple.
Shouldn’t it?
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05 Jun 2026
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I warned you there'd be consequences by malfoyesque
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Oct 2024
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Ron's been cheating on her. His brothers are even angrier about it than she is.
Oops.Series
- Part 2 of Malfoyesque Kinktober 2024
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21 Apr 2026
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Hermione is a woman with very... specific needs. The Room of Requirement helps her meet them.
Only problem is, she can't see the man with the Cinderella cock through the solid stone wall she's stuck in.
Whatever's a poor girl to do?Series
- Part 3 of Malfoyesque Kinktober 2024
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21 Apr 2026
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Immaculate Misconception by malfoyesque for ThornedHuntress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant.
Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir.
It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong.
Nothing.
At.
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Malfoy let his head fall back, closing his eyes as he took a deep breath from the ceiling.
“You are a woman of child-bearing age. You are looking to become pregnant. And you have told me that your husband has failed to make that happen. It is being triggered right now and it’s being triggered by you.”
His eyes flicked quickly over her body, before stopping himself.
“And from the moment you stepped foot in my house, I have been so fucking hard I can’t feel my toes.”Series
- Part 1 of Immaculate Misconception Universe
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21 Apr 2026
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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27 Apr 2025