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"Can I keep one of them, at least?" Megatron asked. "The firetruck. I promise I'll feed him."
"Megatron!" Optimus ground out. "These are living mechs! They're not... for your entertainment!"
Megatron, because he sucked, chuckled. "Are you jealous?" he asked. "Of Optimus Prime?"
"I am Optimus Prime," Optimus hissed.
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Seven poor Autobots suffer from Primus Apotheosis. Megatron and Optimus try to deal with it.
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Stress Test (Or: The one where Megatron and Optimus go to IKEA) by fowo
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
10 Aug 2024
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"I already hate this," Megatron said.
Optimus wasn't even halfway through his transformation sequence to root mode after parking his trailer. "We're not even inside!"--
Written for MegOp week, Day 6: BanterSeries
- Part 1 of Holy Ennui
- Part 1 of Furniture Store Adventures
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Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
17 Jul 2024
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"In a post-war world, we're given the luxury of medical procedures that are not vital," Ratchet said. "By which I don't mean 'unnecessary', just 'not needed for survival'. It's a very nice change of pace."
"So this will be a thing now? You'll do... cosmetic surgeries?"
Ratchet shrugged a little. "In the end," he said, "a medic is a servant to the needs of others. My job is largely reactive. Ventral fuel line clogged? I can fix that for you. Hinges grinding? I fix it. Rust infection; I fix that too. Why not do this as well? It's just on you to tell me what you need."
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It was never important enough. Before the war, it was unthinkable. Then, well, it was war.
Now, Megatron realized nothing was really speaking against doing something he's always wanted to do. -
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Orion Pax had a comfortable, unremarkable life. A diligent student at the Academy of Sciences in Iacon, he had landed a job as a data clerk, working in the archives of the Hall of Records. He read, he worked, and sometimes he even managed to get his best friend Ratchet to go have a drink with him. Nothing at all would have prepared him with a chance encounter with a lower caste labour frame who, despite not knowing how to read, wanted to see the inside of the library, and then proceeded to change Orion's views, and ultimately, his life.
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Furniture Store Adventures by Chocolate_Cheeesecake, fowo
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types
19 Jan 2025
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Strings Of Fate Set In Sandstone by fowo, Madame Baroquedile (WhimsicalRealist)
Fandom Homestuck, One Piece
17 Dec 2014
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The Wheel of Fate spins,
Always of its own design.
You do not change Fate,
You accept it.But with his last breath,
A Desert God roared in defiance,
Imparting his Will upon the Wheel,
And altered his place in Fate's design.Across every new universe he was reborn into,
No matter how different than the last,
He would always be with his most faithful follower:
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False Friends by IvyLee
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Jun 2026
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In linguistics, a false friend is a word in a different language that sounds similar to a word in your own, but differs significantly in meaning. No word in any Eridian language could possibly be mistaken for English. But Erid absolutely has false friends.
In his right mind, Grace would easily identify the mistaken assumptions inhibiting his integration on Erid. They are:
1: A molecular biologist and a sapient rock can cobble together translation software that reflects the etymological nuance of an entire alien language.
2: Eridians are enough like humans to have an area 51 and look forward to using it.Unfortunately, Grace hasn’t been in his right mind in years.
Or: a ‘Return to Erid’ story where Grace struggles to touch down alone.
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- Part 1 of The Gift Receipt Rockimatic Universe
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04 Jun 2026
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Don't betray me wide-eyed walker by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jul 2026
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“Think of it in this way: suppose I make two statements. Statement one: “After I die, I shall be reborn as a baby… but I shall forget my former life.” Statement two: “After I die… a baby will be born.” Now, I believe that those two statements are saying exactly the same thing.”—Alan Watts
Grace and Rocky watch a movie.
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- Part 1 of Hymn to Breaking Strain
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30 May 2026
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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Sol's PHM fics (NSFW)
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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28 May 2026
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drawings!
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