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    “I was trying to be cool about it.” The confession is a quiet whine, muffled into Shane's palms. “Go with the flow, y’know?”

    It’s almost unbearable, how much Ilya adores this perfect, neurotic man. “Hollander,” he says patiently. “You have never once gone with flow. Not ever in your life.”

    There is only one grey cloud in the perfect blue sky of Ilya’s summer.

    His two weeks at the cottage are almost over, and Shane still hasn’t asked him to stay.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    She’s happy that she got the artist’s residency, of course- who wouldn’t be? A year of living in one of the most picturesque coastal areas in North America, all-expenses paid, paint and canvasses provided. It’s amazing. It’s a dream come true, and it even comes with a cute little cottage next to a historic lighthouse that Shane’s been dying to paint ever since she saw the application brochure.

    So, yeah, she’s happy about it. But not happy enough to get over the burning pit in her stomach when she finds out she has to share it with Ilya-fucking-Rozanova.

    Or: Shane and Ilya are up-and-coming artists who get awarded a residency. Together. Which would be amazing, if Rozanova and her paintings (and her stupid, beautiful face) didn’t get so far under Shane’s skin.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Eleven years ago, a total psychopath walked into a bar, onto a wharf, and all over Captain Shane Hollander’s life. And then he did it again, and again.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Episode 4 Fuck Montage meets Forced Proximity meets Accidentally Domestic and stuck in a storm with your No Commitment Non-Monogamous Long-Distance Situationship™

    Or: they get snowed in at Shane’s apartment and they’re both fucking horny and go multiple rounds.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “It’s okay. I don’t need anything.” 

    “I am not going to eat in front of you while you have nothing, Hollander,” Ilya scoffs. He plucks a can of cold ginger ale from the top shelf as casually as he can manage and slides it over the island, interrupting Hollander’s fidgeting thumbs. “You must be hungry, yes? It’s been hours since you left hotel. I can make something. Easy.” 

    “Make… what?” he asks warily.  

    Ilya rolls his eyes and tosses a look over his shoulder. “Do not worry. I will find something that works for your special hockey diet,” he teases. He reaches back into the fridge. “Tuna melt okay?” 

    “No,” Hollander says primly. “And it’s a disease. Not a diet.” 

    He pulls his hands out of the cold and turns, blinks. “What?” 

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    11 Jun 2026