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"Molly is not human of course,” said Nightingale. “And indeed, neither is her reproductive cycle.”
Peter stilled very visibly.Series
- Part 3 of Rare Pairs
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“Before, when we were fighting, you said you’d loved?”
Gideon bristled. “Is that so strange a thought?”Series
- Part 2 of Rare Pairs
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Rare Pairs by functiondys
Fandom Doctor Who (2005), Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch, The Devil's Hour (TV)
11 Nov 2025
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I like you, I loved him, we could be the best kind of friends by ArtificialHaunting
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
06 Feb 2026
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“Veth was happy; if she repeated it enough, it might become true. There wasn’t even a reason for her to not be happy, at least none that Veth could think of; she had her health, a store in Nicodranas that was finally finding its feet, a son who was just as much an angel as he was a terror, and a husband who was far too patient with them both. What more could a girl want?”
One year after the Somnovum, Veth realizes that what she wanted and what she needed are two different things, but that doesn’t mean she can’t have both. She just has to accept that she’s worth it.
Aka- the post canon widobrenatto fic where Veth realizes she has two hands and no longer has to choose. First, she just has to realize she’s worth it.
E rating earned in Chapter 4
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15 Jul 2026
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The sort of curse incurred by breaches of the laws of hospitality are actually quite simple things to deal with, if the one cursed is willing to sincerely admit their fault and request forgiveness from those they have wronged.
Unfortunately in this case the one who has been cursed is Sir Julien Davinos, so Bolaire is going to have to get creative.
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08 Jun 2026
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I don't understand what this means. It's a mythic story--something out of legend. Out of the Shapers' War. Secret weapons. Masked players who killed a trickster god. I don't know how it fits into everyday life. I don't know how it fits into my kitchen.
“Are you in trouble?” I ask.
“What a question,” Bolaire mutters, looking to the side. “Am I in trouble? I suppose I'm not in any new sort of trouble.”
“So you're in old trouble,” I say.
“Living as a perpetual lie involves a certain amount of ongoing trouble,” he says. “That's the nature of the beast.”
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- Part 2 of Bard And Mask Are Friends
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01 Jun 2026
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Bolaire's insurance plan is simple: if he can't be unobtrusive, be useful. After the explosive reveal of his true nature, he has a lot to make up for, and is willing to try anything to get back in the good graces of the group. It just takes one spell to split sensation between two people, but you know what they say about looking into the void.
I refuse to believe Tal made a sentient evil mask that controls people's bodies and didn't consider the voyeurism angle.
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14 May 2026
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Oh mother, I am restless by ottertrashpalace
Fandoms: Candela Obscura (Critical Role Web Series)
13 Dec 2023
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Sean has gone home with Jean and Marion before, but he never stays. Marion is beginning to wonder what it will take to get through to him.
This is mostly porn with a side of feelings.
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18 Jan 2026