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i feel like a billionaire by funeralshenanigans for Coconutice22
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
01 Jan 2017
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“I feel like a billionaire,” he sang, bellowed really, as he danced - if hip checking DUM-E and holding U’s claw as he circled him was called dancing - around the ‘shop, speakers turned up to the point that he could feel one of his crowns vibrating. “I feel like a billionaire.” He had a screwdriver tucked behind one ear, hair slicked back from three days worth of grease; he shimmied over to a workstation to snag, and swallow down in three gulps, a half finished mug of cold coffee, film an all. Whenever she comes around. Whenever I hear that sound.
Or:
The one where Tony is a giant goofball and Pepper loves him anyway.
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pardon and sanctify me by funeralshenanigans
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 May 2016
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Tony only realized later why Cap left the room, clutching his cell until his knuckles were white, when he checked his own messages much later. He hadn’t felt the vibration, hadn’t discerned it from the sharp buzz of pain that began at his temples and burrowed behind his eyes, into every furrow on his brow and down into his teeth.
She’s gone. In her sleep.
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The Tony and Aunt Peggy relationship we all wanted in Civil War.
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if i try hard enough by funeralshenanigans for Coconutice22
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Jul 2015
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Let's rewind here. Before Tony Stark becomes Iron Man, before he's the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, before his parents die, before he graduates MIT, Tony Stark is just a boy with a butler who's not just a butler.
"If he's not a butler, what is he then?"
Tony's reply was quiet, but came without thought. "He's everything."--
Follows the life of Tony Stark from infant to the man we see at the start of Iron Man; there's ups, there's downs and a hellav lot of mistakes in between.
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- Part 1 of one dream on repeat
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really a girl's name by funeralshenanigans
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
17 Jun 2015
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Mr and Mrs Holmes had a son and a daughter.
Sherlock knew differently.
Mummy was smart, all mathematical numbers and he didn’t blame her for not understanding a formula that didn’t add up right; girls are girls, boys are boys and it’s so easy to find x when everything worked the way it was meant to.
COMPLETED
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An Unexpected Error Has Occurred by funeralshenanigans
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
10 Mar 2014
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Simple John with his simple mind and oh, how he envies him right now. “I can’t turn it off, John,” and if his voice is verging on the edge of hysterical, then who could blame him when his systems are blaring out a warning about an upcoming potential system meltdown. Overload. Overload. Memory nearly full. Please clear up some space. Compress files? Defrag, defrag. “Oh isn’t he clever with his little deductions, freak seeing what no one else can, put him away until we need him again, never mind the fact that it doesn’t turn off, that it doesn’t stop, that it’s always on. It’s not a trick, I’m not a magician who can pull a rabbit from a hat, John and then pack my things, go home, and be normal. Call me up for the next show!”
Recent series
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one dream on repeat by funeralshenanigans
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Jul 2015
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There Are No Wolves in California (Werewolves on the Other Hand...) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella), KioFox
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
03 Nov 2022
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“I’m not calming down until you call animal control! I fucking saw it! There were fucking wolves!”
“There are no wolves in California, Mr. Daehler,” the principal said, sounding exasperated, like this was the third time she’d said it to him.
“Well clearly there are!” he shouted back, showing such a lack of respect for the woman, Stiles had to applaud her for her fortitude not to smack him in the face.
“Perhaps you were mistaken,” she said calmly.
“No I wasn’t fucking mistaken,” Matt insisted, sounding incensed. “No way these were dogs, they were massive!”
For a second, Stiles felt like the world had slowed considerably as those words wormed their way into his brain. Because—he knew a dog that was massive. Honestly, he’d also brushed away the idea of the dog being a wolf because there were no wolves in California.
But... what if there were?
Holy shit, had Stiles literally spent his lunch break with a fucking wolf cuddled into his side while he pet it?! Good God, he was lucky to still have all his limbs!
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10 Dec 2022
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"Holy crap! Why the hell did you lie to incredibly powerful magical beings with trust issues? How was that Plan A?"
Derek says, "We're not arguing about this, it's already done."
"Like hell we're not fighting about this," Stiles says, indignant. "What were you thinking?"
"I was thinking it was worth the risk if it kept you alive! And it worked, so drop it."
"You had no idea that it was going to work!" Stiles throws his hands up. Why is Derek the most frustrating werewolf in the history of ever, why is Stiles even helping him, why is this his life? "Why did they even believe you in the first place?"
Derek says, "You reeked of me," which is unfair. Stiles only smelled because he'd gotten covered in Derek's bodily fluids trying to staunch the bleeding.
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16 Nov 2021
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Scott frowned, grabbing the game case and reading it out loud.
“Become the Hero you've always wanted to be. Battle monsters, witches, dragons, and all the mythical beasts of the World of Fantasy. Play as a Human, Elf, Dwarf and other special races included in the basic game. Stiles this so stupid. Who the hell would want to play as a Werewolf?” Scott threw the game back on the bed and leaned back in the chair.
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02 Nov 2021
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That awkward moment when your fiance comes back from the dead as a space pirate trying to rob you and your sister's ship.
Bookmarked by funeralshenanigans
25 Oct 2021
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Diamonds Are Forever (but flowers are cheaper) by Wrennefer (Wrenegadeone)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
28 Nov 2012
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His name was Stiles Stilinski. He was older than 21, but younger than 25. His dad was the sheriff and he was a student at Beacon Hills Community College. He came into the shop every couple days; always after three, but never past five. He always said hello to Laura, always bought one bouquet, and always spent five minutes trying to make Derek smile with as many puns as he could come up with by the time Derek handed him his receipt.
Derek may or may not be in love with him.
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Bookmarked by funeralshenanigans
25 Oct 2021