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“Just say bloody ‘congratulations’ and stop torturing yourself with this!”
“It sounds a bit homophobic, though, doesn’t it?” Harry drawls, craning his neck to look at her.
“What does?” Mitch chimes in from across the room. “Congratulations?”
“Yeah…” Harry hums, clearly distracted with his own thoughts. “Like… It’s like I’m saying: you're gay. We get it. Congratu-fucking-lations.”
“I’m pretty sure the addition of ‘fucking’ is what makes it rude, H,” Sarah points out innocently, but she’s smirking.
(Or the one where Louis Tomlinson comes out as gay at the age of thirty and all the other former One Direction members find out through social media. All of them. Harry Styles included.)
Russian and Spanish translations available! :)
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07 Apr 2025
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"Do you think I did it on purpose?”
Matt wants to know the answer, maybe more than anything else he’s here to do. It doesn’t change anything about the past. He still wants to know.
Leon sighs just loudly enough that Matt can hear it across the space between them. “Welcome to Berlin, Matt.”
Or: Matt ships himself over to Germany at the end of a cupless career with the Flames and winds up with his ex as his coach. They both figure out how to handle it.
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14 Aug 2022
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Following the season 1 finale, Stede and his remaining crew give chase to the Revenge to rescue their friends and retake their ship.
When Stede finally finds his ship is being captained by Blackbeard himself he'll be forced to decide what a good Captain should do:
Take back his ship and save his kidnapped members with force, or try to reach Ed, lost inside the rage of the Kraken, and risk losing everything and everyone to his wrath.Series
- Part 1 of Our Flag Means Death
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01 Apr 2022
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“Why the fuck are you here,” Blackbeard growls, bored and dangerous, slanting a glare at Stede.
Stede’s face does a funny little wobble, but he takes a breath and rights himself. “Well. I came to apologize, for leaving you. Not showing up, that night. I should never…” he trails off, clears his throat. “It was badly done of me. It didn’t take me long to figure out what an idiot I’d been, but…it also took me far too long.”
He pauses, takes a step towards (Edward) Blackbeard. “I love you, and I should never have left.”
Edward (Blackbeard) reels.
A gut wound would have been kinder. He is buffeted by a maelstrom of emotions: hurt and anger and hope and more that he can’t name. He digs his fingers hard into the empty shelf in front of him, stripped of its books and knickknacks and frippery because Stede was gone and Edward hadn’t been able to hold it together for one more minute on a ship so full of his presence.
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or: Another post-s1 fixit, featuring desperately fucked up pirates who don't know how to be happy yet, but are going to have a lot of angsty sex about it.
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- Part 2 of we should just kiss like real people do
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05 Jun 2022
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In the aftermath of some life-altering decisions on both sides, Edward and Stede navigate reuniting, learning what it is that they really want and how to ask for it, as well as surviving in a world that is nowhere near ready to just let them rest. Or, finding their way back to each other is only the very beginning.
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25 May 2022