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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    “I’m not moving!” Glinda insists, though under her skirt, her foot stomps. “It’s hardly my fault the world is orbiting. Or would you like me to try to put a stop to that as well, Miss Elphaba?”

    Or: Glinda Upland left life as a proper lady in Frottica for late nights and hot mornings in the cozmopolitan city of light. Now, she passes her days sitting too still as a model for the radical, reticent painter, Elphaba Thropp, dreaming of the follies.

    Or: Sunday in the Park with Gelphie, featuring a lot of bickering, failed connections, and too much historical research for anyone’s good.

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    It was the unique color of her skin— curiosity anyone would have— that made her look. That's what she told herself. Even as her eyes traveled lower…locking onto the he bare skin of Elphie's ass. Tracing over the curves of her hips…committing every freckle to memory.

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    01 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Galinda was glaring.

    A full, unfiltered, daggers-across-the-room sort of stare, aimed directly at a very specific green figure seated three tables over.

    Elphaba, of course, did not notice.

    Or worse—

    She did.

    And didn’t care.

    Galinda’s grip tightened around her fork.

    “Alright,” Pfannee said slowly, leaning in like he was approaching a particularly volatile chemical reaction. “What did she do now?”

    “Nothing,” Galinda snapped.

    Shenshen blinked. “...Nothing?”

    “Exactly,” Galinda said, voice sharp with emphasis, like that alone should explain everything.

    It infact did not.

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    27 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Sorority girl next door Glinda Upland and basketball star Elphaba Thropp decide to give in to their desires of physical intimacy without the complications of romance. Things begin to go awry when they start getting to know one another.

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    08 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    “Elphie,” Galinda said her name so softly, Elphaba almost didn’t hear it. “Earlier, when you said that I could touch you anywhere on your body, did you mean that?”

    Elphaba’s eyes widened in surprise. The question sent a powerful shiver down Elphaba’s spine. Her stomach tightened in anticipation of what Galinda would attempt next.

    “Yes,” Her voice came out a bit higher pitched than she had intended, and she repeated herself. “Yes.”

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    Elphaba and Galinda play "Are You Thrillified?" again.

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    06 May 2026