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My Cursed Holy Grail by funkylife, madeia
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Apr 2026
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heated rivalry in my immortal style
have fun drink wine don't whineholygrail = stanley cup = my immortal
have fun, please for all that's holy do not take it siriously
make sure you read the original script
sorry for spelling :))) -
Scotty Doesn't Know by funkylife
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Feb 2026
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So here was the deal: Ilya Rozanov did not like Scott Hunter. If Scott Hunter had zero haters, Ilya Rozanov must be dead in a ditch somewhere. The man was the walking embodiment of a glass of milk – boring, bland, totally unremarkable. He was also probably a million years old. So why the hell did the internet insist on shipping them?
Or five times the world (including Scott Hunter) thought that Ilya Rozanov had a crush on Scott Hunter. And one time he made it unmistakably clear that he did NOT.
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I’d marry you with… paper rings?! Dude, aren’t you a millionaire? by funkylife for madeia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Jan 2026
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“I really do want to tell the world though. I think we are done hiding. But nothing eccentric. I know you, and you would probably announce it in the middle of a game. With fireworks or something equally stupid and irresponsible. I was thinking about… a soft launch maybe?”
aka the story where Shane agrees to soft launch their relationship and immediately does something stupid to help his boyfriend win a (very serious) competition against Scott Hunter
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It’s a kind of magic – Solangelo @ Hogwarts by funkylife
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Apr 2022
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Having just dealt with two wars in the span of one year the demigods truly deserved a break from the gods’ businesses, right? Right.
Unfortunately, the gods’ understanding of a break is something similar to “hey, let’s send them across the globe, have them stalk some people and call it a ‘vacation’. That will be fun”.
That’s exactly how Nico and Will suddenly found themselves attending Hogwarts, school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, alongside The-boy-who-lived and his friends and rivals.
Come along, as they try to handle this strange new world, form new friendships all the while trying to figure out their own blooming relationship and avoid getting dragged into another battle.Aka my excuse to write my favourite gay couple attending Hogwarts and making some of my headcanons come alive hehe
Set during ‘Order of the Phoenix” and shortly after the Giant War, leaving the happenings of TOA out of consideration. For the sake of fanfiction, let’s pretend both storylines are aligned on the timeline because time travel is giving me a headache and I don’t wanna deal with that right now :))) -
A tale of Magic, Mishap and Mischief by funkylife
Fandoms: Merlin (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Feb 2022
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He wasn't quite sure himself how it happened but suddenly Merlin aka Marlin Emris (because revealing you're the legendary warlock from their History books to a bunch of magic obsessed people isn't such a great idea) finds himself at Hogwarts and needs to figure out what the hell he's supposed to do.
With a new war and potentially Albion's Darkest Hour on the horizon Merlin must see to figure that out.
New allegiances are forged and friendships are founded in order to face the enemy and to right some millennia old wrongs.A truly wonderful tale full of Magic, Mishap and Mischief.
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05 Jun 2026
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rose garden filled with thorns by galactictsukki
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Jan 2026
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“I’m sorry, but my answer is no. Someone else might be willing to switch if you ask.”
“I can’t believe—this is unacceptable! I’m going to call the flight attendant over and get this sorted out right now!”
Flustered and cornered, Shane injects his Captain Voice into the conversation. “Ma’am, I understand that you’re upset, but I paid for this seat and am going to stay here. You’ll have to find someone else willing to change places or just fly with the seat you booked. I’m sorry I couldn’t help you.”
She hisses like a goddamn tea kettle, and starts to say, “You are the most selfish man I’ve ever—” when another voice behind her says, “You are blocking my seat. Move.”
Shane and the woman turn to assess the new arrival. It turns out that his seat partner is well above six feet tall, ripped as hell, and knows how to deliver an excellent bitch face. He’s also the hottest man that Shane has ever seen in real life, including a chance run-in with Jensen Ackles at a Stars game.
Or, still!famous Shane meets non!famous Ilya on a cursed flight from Ottawa to Boston and kind of (totally) falls in love with him at first sight (and first chirp)
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- Part 1 of i love the players, you love the game
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02 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov's Guide to Reinforcing the Closet by pink_starfish
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Apr 2026
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“Are you… are you saying that you want to be in a relationship with Shane Hollander?” The room held a sort of tension, like everyone in it was holding their breath, waiting for Ilya to vehemently deny it.
The reporter had taken his words in the complete opposite way than Ilya had meant them, but he supposed he was too committed to stop now. “Of course not.”
“Of course.” The reporter parroted, laughing nervously.
“Obviously, we are already in a relationship.”
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In Ilya’s rookie season, he impulsively jokes about dating Shane to an invasive reporter. Then, he just… keeps doing it, since publicly announcing it enough times that everyone writes it off as a joke is a great way to hide a clandestine relationship.
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29 May 2026
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so it's gonna be forever by Lila_Mac
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Mar 2026
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Ilya is plummeting to his death when he closes his eyes, heart full of regret.
When he opens them in what feels like just a second later, he is standing outside a rink in Regina, Saskatchewan. There’s a banner on the building across the street:
World Junior Hockey Championship 2009.
What?
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21 May 2026
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the courtship of ilya rozanov by cherrylilies (cherrydialectic)
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Apr 2026
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After the tuna melt meltdown, Shane meets Rose Landry, has several deeply inconvenient revelations, and decides to do the only sensible thing: win Ilya back with sincerity, logistics, and a frankly alarming amount of emotional effort.
Ilya, meanwhile, mistakes every tender gesture for the kind prelude to an inevitable goodbye.
Or: Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.
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05 May 2026