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Every time Joshua sits down to write lyrics, it’s like he can’t direct his attention anywhere else. His chest starts to feel hollow, and guilt starts to creep up his spine. He and Junhui were supposed to be casual. But Joshua can feel it slipping out of his hands, out of his control, filling the room and his stomach and, inevitably, the page in front of him.
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If Junhui had wanted him back then, twelve years ago, nothing would change now. They’re adults. But even as Joshua tells himself this, over a decade of memories begin to reshape themselves in his mind. They went on a date. Junhui asked him on a date. Joshua lays in bed and feels the past creeping up behind him, wrapping its hands around his throat.
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Xu Minghao's Guide for the Traumatically Wounded Vigilante by getsalami
Fandoms: SEVENTEEN (Band)
23 Mar 2026
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This is so reckless. Junhui’s going to kill him. This isn't like Minghao. He isn’t careless. He doesn’t get stabbed in the thigh. He doesn’t almost tell strangers his government name. He doesn’t willingly place himself in mysterious second-floor apartments when he can barely walk.
But it seems like he does.
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Joshua’s ears perked up. Probably literally. Someone was walking towards him. He jumped to his feet. Paws. Maybe he could call for help.
Help! he tried to say, I’m not a cat! I’m—a human? Spelled? Cursed? It didn’t matter, because all that was coming out of Joshua’s mouth was a string of high pitched meows.
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Minghao tries to leave it at that. She really does. She makes it about thirty seconds before breaking. “Do you think I should get a tattoo?”
“Minghao.”
Minghao groans. Junhui takes it as their cue to keep talking. “You can’t get a tattoo just because you think the artist is hot.”
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Hues of orange and pink slide across Junhui’s skin – flawless, like the years since Joshua last saw him were nothing but a drawn-out fever dream. Like they are the youngest they’ve ever been. Like Joshua’s life began when Junhui entered it, and didn’t have the gall to keep going when Seventeen ended.
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15 Jun 2026
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Jun’s in a black t-shirt and black leggings when Soonyoung picks her up on Saturday morning, a black ballcap pulled down low over her head, hair visible only where it’s sticking out in little tufts at the back.
“What’s with the outfit?”
“Secret appointment,” Jun reminds him, and Soonyoung’s mouth drops open in immediate understanding. He takes a second to reevaluate his own getup: a white t-shirt with a bright green and purple dinosaur paired with his lucky red shorts.
“I missed the memo,” he says sadly. “Do we have time to stop?”
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01 May 2026
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After receiving a totally not romantically-charged gift from Mark, Donghyuck decides to finally get answers about what they really are to each other by any means necessary, starting with doing what he does best: psychologically manipulating Mark until he figures out exactly what he wants to know.
(Donghyuck might just be crazy. That would be the worst possible outcome, definitely.)
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19 Mar 2026
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A subtle tremor is running through Vernon's body, either from shivering flesh or the rattle of malfunctioning servos—perhaps both. A metallic stench has grown prominent, so heavy he can almost taste it on his tongue, cut through with the subtle sting of rubbing alcohol and the sickly sweet tang of coolant.
“I’ve gotta get back to his brother but—when we’ve tidied everything up, I’ll be able to come back here. Just. Please take care of him?”
“Of course.”
At what stage of your budding acquaintance can you leave your pseudonym stamped inside someone's body?
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19 Nov 2025
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His cheeks warm from the compliment–if he didn't know better, he'd say Hansol was flirting–before he realizes.
“You know my name?”
Hansol waits just a beat too long before he answers. “Uh, yeah, Junhui told me.”
“What else did he tell you?”
“Uh, nothing.”
Hansol’s not a very good liar.
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or: early 2000s romance where emo xu minghao falls in love with jock chwe hansol (and the jock secretly thinks the emo guy is really cute)
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08 Nov 2025