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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    It wasn’t until Draco found himself staring silently at his calendar for the following Saturday night, feeling as though he had floated several feet outside his own body, that fragments of the conversation began returning to him. Red spoke first. She had said it had recently come to light that their husbands had engaged in some very non-Gryffindor behaviour during an Auror trip to Portugal. Apparently, the only way to answer the spectacular shame of it all was to make use of the two men their husbands loathed most.
    Which was how Draco Malfoy came to be standing in his study, hastily scrawling words across his calendar:

    Shag Granger — 7:00 PM

    The ink was still drying when Theo, who was standing over him in his own brand of dumbfounded stupidity, leaned over his shoulder, plucked the quill from his fingers, struck a neat line through the entry, and added instead:

    Foursome with Red, Granger, and Nott — 7:00 PM
    Note: The girls to approve photographs before anything is shared with husbands, or ex-husbands, pending clarification.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Draco Malfoy stared blankly at the folder Robards was holding out to him. His eyes caught on the words stamped across the top: Judicial Assigned — Hermione Granger.

    Fuck.

    Every bloody Auror in the DMLE knew that getting Granger assigned to their cases meant one thing—your life was about to get ten times harder. She was relentless. Nitpicking. Righteous. She wanted every last detail cross-examined from both sides. She was rigid, uptight, and exhausting to work with. But she also had a ninety-seven percent conviction rate, and this case was Draco’s biggest yet.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “Oh, darling,” Theo said, sounding amused, “his cock nearly jumped for joy at the sight of you.”

    Hermione was uncomfortably wet at the idea of them looking at her body while she couldn’t even see them. She clenched her thighs together to relieve the ache. It didn’t help.

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    All Theo wants for his birthday is to watch his wife in bed with another man of his choosing.

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    18 May 2026

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    Two strangers, both drowning under the weight of unrequited love, share a single, anonymous night together during the Ministry's annual 'Masquerade for Mer-Rights'

    Except this is fiction, where the love is never unrequited, and maybe the real strangers we shag in bathrooms are the godfathers of friends we made along the way

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    09 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Finally settled into his new cottage on the outskirts of Hogsmeade, Neville sets about tending to his plants, only to discover he’s not the only occupant.

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    30 Apr 2026