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   Me and The Devil by worthlesswriter

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   24 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Original Characters
   • Crookshanks (Harry Potter)
   • Ron Weasley
   • Harry Potter
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Slow Burn
   • that's right a slow burn so don't be mad that it's slowly burning
   • draco malfoy is a gardener
   • did you fucking hear me?
   • A GARDENER
   • oh and HE'S A HEALER
   • also I swear on my dog's life that this one has a traditional hea
   • I'm telling the truth
   • okay fine
   • someone DOES die but it's not Draco or Hermione so chill on me
   • Draco also plays the piano
   • that means he's good with his hands
   • he also has tattoos
   • You're Welcome
   • carmen is a simp for draco malfoy
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Eventual Smut
   • it will be worth it
   • I promise
   • Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World
   • Maybe Bippy will somehow make an appearance IDK
   • I look at this story as an au of Two Idiots And A Cat
   • iykyk
   • They're both so hot I won't even lie
   • like just you wait and see
   • Draco and Hermione go to bingo night at one point
   • that will be fun!
   • Please trust me when I say that this is a traditional hea for them
   • You're going to love Ruth
   • Post-War
   • multiple POVs
   • he's so mean but so hot
   • Hermione is going to be just as mean back though
   • and I personally love that for them
   • I can't wait for Crookshanks to enter the chat
   • he's such a silly little boy
   • Draco is so competitive in bingo
   • he also knows how to make a shiv
   • we do NOT stan Phyllis
   • Please forget any and all canon things
   • Theo Nott is Kyra's pretty princess
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • he's like a hot version of Sheldon Cooper
   • Hermione doesn't know how rock paper scissors works
   • this will be relevant in one of the chapters

   Summary

   Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione and Draco have separated themselves from the Wizarding world in hopes to find one singular thing – peace. They’ve both seemingly settled into their new separate lives, unaware of their close proximity. But what happens when an elderly Muggle woman decides to try and play matchmaker between the two?

   “I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, and then all at once.”
   -John Green

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