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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    "She was a metahuman in my city," said Batman, like this was something that made sense and not a completely deranged mindset for someone to have. "There are no metahumans allowed in Gotham."

    "What are you talking about?" cried Superman. "Gotham is an American city and you have no right to say someone isn't allowed to live here. Besides, it has a long history of metahuman protectors. Alan Scott has been here before you were even born, and Dinah used to live here too, and there's also--"

    Batman was annoyed. He was pretty sure No Metahumans In Gotham was canon, but he'd never actually read a comic book so he couldn't prove it. All his information came from TikToks and tumblr posts. Was it possible he'd beaten a woman to a pulp based on poorly thought-out headcanons? Luckily, he had a fallback. "I'm the richest man in Gotham and that means it's my city and I decide how it operates."

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    18 Jul 2026

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    put this in the harley quinn show writing room right now!!!

     

    funniest fic i’ve ever read

  2. Rec 5

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    this started as an inside joke but here we are. Dante's inferno was just giving me such my immortal vibes that I could not resist. i have tried to actually alter the story as little as possible ( it doesn't even NEED altering, it's already basically a bible/illiad crossover virgilxOC!reader crackfic). however, if I do exaggerate passages, I'll let you know in the end notes (so we can collectively pretend this is educational) :)

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    05 Jul 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i will never read a piece of literature more beautiful or moving than this one