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有一天比利布彻出门的时候发现楼下多了一台沃特公司的性爱贩售机。
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莱恩不讨厌自己的爸爸，但他知道祖国人的确是个婊子，这其中很大一部分原因是，他的另一个爸爸威廉布彻总在自己面前说祖国人的坏话。
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嗯对。
又名《第一次见面仇人为什么就要舔我的鸡巴》
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祖国人不知道该怎么形容自己被屠夫囚禁的生活。
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两个人都是双性！互攻，有磨批，有互相插入
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Never Leave Me Alone by MixueIceCreamandTea (greycoconut)
Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Jan 2026
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人死后会去电影院。
所以Billy Butcher和Homelander这两个地球上的头号混球，死后被扔进了没完没了的《鲨卷风》放映厅，这里只有他们两个，以及《鲨卷风》1-6。
(没看过《鲨卷风》也不影响观看)Bookmarked by MixueIceCreamandTea (greycoconut)
19 Jun 2026
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晚安老爸老妈🥹电影永不散场
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Any initial awkwardness filtered away over a hundred miles of highway as Sam thumbed through the missing witch’s diary again. Some people had secret coke habits or secret second wives, and some people had passionate, pitch black, no-kissing sex with a family member every four to six months and never talked about it. You had to find ways to cope.
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Bookmarked by greycoconut
15 Oct 2025
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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Bookmarked by greycoconut
29 Dec 2024
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Harry gets hit by a killing curse and instead of dying travels to a different reality where he is the bratty husband of the Minister of Magic Tom Riddle. Harry realizes that his husband actually hates him and can barely tolerate his scandalous and petty behaviour and married him only for political connections with the Potter family. That's all good since he doesn't like Riddle either. Tom, on the other hand, is confused by his pureblood husband's new and strange behaviour.
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26 Dec 2024
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After getting the locket from Umbridge, Harry apparates with Ron and Hermione, but something goes terribly wrong, and he finds himself in a dark alley with an injured, young Voldemort. Soon he realises that he has travelled to a different universe where magic doesn't exist, and Tom Riddle is the head of an organised crime syndicate. Harry thankfully has his magic. Tom is incredibly fascinated by the cute, strange man who has saved him.
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Bookmarked by greycoconut
26 Dec 2024